Zeke 5,504 Posted March 26, 2017 And, and, and Wtf is this " zeeker" shit?! Siderman used that on me with cx 4 stuff It's jus ZEKE Jus sayen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 26, 2017 Now it's gonna be zeeker for like ever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 26, 2017 I thought it was all the pictures of David Hasselhoff. Ok, now that's jus weird Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted March 26, 2017 Lol@ Zeeker!!! That's what I'm gonna call you from now on!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted March 26, 2017 Zeke's first night alone Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishnut 2,358 Posted March 26, 2017 Well ZEEKER I drank all the beer waiting by my phone and still NO invite.........any pics of the cousins? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 26, 2017 Yep, with friends like this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 26, 2017 Well ZEEKER I drank all the beer waiting by my phone and still NO invite.........any pics of the cousins?Never pm'd contact. It was a rager Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mipafox 438 Posted March 26, 2017 Cousin pics or ban! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handyman 5,682 Posted March 26, 2017 Zeeker, I think I saw Mrs. Z in a few of the videos at DancingBear.com Just Sayen... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted March 27, 2017 Zeeker, I think I saw Mrs. Z in a few of the videos at DancingBear.com Just Sayen... That ain't right... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted March 27, 2017 I'd hang out with you Zeeker, but I'm a bit out of commission at the moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Newtonian 453 Posted March 27, 2017 Make sure whatever you do, Zeekie, to take copious notes. My wife is off to Europe for 10 days this summer. Other day someone asked, "WTF are you crazy? Why don't you go?" I smiled. They smiled back. Dear me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 28, 2017 I've been married along time. I don't remember how to be a bachelor anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InFamous 311 Posted March 28, 2017 Throw a kegger. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T Bill 649 Posted March 28, 2017 I've been married along time. I don't remember how to be a bachelor anymore. Change underwear every four days. In, out, front, back, change. Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups. Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home. https://www.merrymaids.com/ 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InFamous 311 Posted March 28, 2017 If there isn't empty beer cans/bottles and pizza boxes all over the place...you're doing it wrong. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fishnut 2,358 Posted March 29, 2017 Change underwear every four days. In, out, front, back, change. Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups. Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home. https://www.merrymaids.com/ +1000000] for merry maids!!!! Back in high school I threw a huge party and collected 5 bucks at the door which paid for the merry maids and more beer.......... allegedly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted March 29, 2017 ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T Bill 649 Posted March 29, 2017 ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey? He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood. Doctor asked what he was doing all day. He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted March 29, 2017 He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood. Doctor asked what he was doing all day. He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos Bahahahaha!! Hell, if I could have, I would have done the same thing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InFamous 311 Posted March 29, 2017 I took my son to jiu jitsu, then sat at home eating pretzels and drinking beer the rest of the day...come at me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 29, 2017 Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck. No milk, I now like my coffee black! I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work" Hmmn, that looks more like vacation! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InFamous 311 Posted March 29, 2017 Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck. No milk, I now like my coffee black! I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work"Hmmn, that looks more like vacation! Send her pictures of a beer, and the TV volume over whatever level she usually starts complaining the TV is too loud. That's just like vacation for us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 29, 2017 She's seen them via face time. It's very interesting. First couple of days, text constantly and calls often. Around mid terms, not soo much. Lol This happened last year also. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted March 29, 2017 She's seen them via face time. It's very interesting. First couple of days, text constantly and calls often. Around mid terms, not soo much. Lol This happened last year also. That's when she met Fernando. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted March 29, 2017 The pool boy, " fresh towel Mrs Z? You need sunscreen application?" " another fruity drink perhaps?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,148 Posted March 29, 2017 Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted March 29, 2017 Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero. And chlamydia. Don't forget chlamydia. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites