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Make sure whatever you do, Zeekie, to take copious notes. My wife is off to Europe for 10 days this summer. 

 

Other day someone asked, "WTF are you crazy? Why don't you go?" I smiled. They smiled back. Dear me. 

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I've been married along time.

I don't remember how to be a bachelor anymore.

Change underwear every four days.  In, out, front, back, change.

Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups.

Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home.

https://www.merrymaids.com/

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Change underwear every four days. In, out, front, back, change.

Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups.

Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home.

https://www.merrymaids.com/

+1000000] for merry maids!!!! Back in high school I threw a huge party and collected 5 bucks at the door which paid for the merry maids and more beer.......... allegedly

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ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey?

He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood.  Doctor asked what he was doing all day.  He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos

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He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood. Doctor asked what he was doing all day. He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos

Bahahahaha!! Hell, if I could have, I would have done the same thing!!

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Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck.

No milk, I now like my coffee black!

 

I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work"

Hmmn, that looks more like vacation!

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Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck.

No milk, I now like my coffee black!

 

:mosking:

 

 

 

I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work"

Hmmn, that looks more like vacation!

Send her pictures of a beer, and the TV volume over whatever level she usually starts complaining the TV is too loud. That's just like vacation for us! :p

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She's seen them via face time.

 

It's very interesting. First couple of days, text constantly and calls often. Around mid terms, not soo much. Lol

This happened last year also.

That's when she met Fernando.

 

 

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Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero.

And chlamydia. Don't forget chlamydia.

 

 

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