Mrs z is gone for 10 days

[Zeke 5,504]

Zika. Been stung 3 times

[Zeke 5,504]

Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero.

The older she gets, Fernando stays the same age.....

Wouldn't smoldering eyes, like a thunderstorm of passion churning with the tides of his loins, um, be ( I need the word, onomatopoeia is close)..

[Krdshrk 3,877]

Boom.....

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

That's when she met Fernando.

 

 

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"There was something in the air tonight...the stars were bright...Fernando!!!"

[Zeke 5,504]

Boom.....

You are

Unkind!

[Zeke 5,504]

"There was something in the air tonight...the stars were bright...Fernando!!!"

can always call out a Texan.

" the stars are bright..... clap, clap, clap.... deep in lthe heart of Texas!

[voyager9 3,433]

can always call out a Texan.

[Krdshrk 3,877]

You are

Unkind!

 

Ahhhh.  I feel your anger, yes!  yes!  I got your blood pumping, yes!  Use it!  Harness it!  Umm.  Boom!

[Zeke 5,504]

Is that Mipa?

I'm soooo fuked

[Zeke 5,504]

+1000000] for merry maids!!!! Back in high school I threw a huge party and collected 5 bucks at the door which paid for the merry maids and more beer.......... allegedly

See 10/10

Deep in the absences of Alloway I'd throw parties where girls drank for free. Not only did the cum and stay, they cleaned the morning after....

Obviously our business models have a differing dynamic...

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

Awww you bast*rds ain't right!!

 

And I thought we were friends! Lol

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

I'm at the Tilted Kilt in Fredrick, Md. Come in down, Zeeker, and the rest of you guys, I'm buying!!!

[Zeke 5,504]

Md is like rape central right now! Look out for Fernando and his father!

[Zeke 5,504]

Sooo moving on

Bacon

Egg

Burger

Cheese

Call it a a po boy down south wherest they don't know/ familiar with pork roll.

 

Wtf is this chit! Who da hell buys turkey patties!!!!

 

Heads are gonna roll! Heads are gonna roll I'm tellen ya!

[InFamous 311]

Does everyone else know Zeke never makes sense but we all know what he's talking about? Or just me...

[Zeke 5,504]

I make change, never sense

[voyager9 3,433]

Does everyone else know Zeke never makes sense but we all know what he's talking about? Or just me...

I think he just burned through his "Take Out Allowance" and just had his first look in his freezer.

[Zeke 5,504]

Summabitch! It's like he's here.

Chinese and pizza was gone by yesterday. Still have some wonton thoupe.( seriously who, who eats the thoupe?)

[voyager9 3,433]

Summabitch! It's like he's here.

 

With such an obvious WiFI password, I don't need to be.

[Zeke 5,504]

[Zeke 5,504]

soliloquy!

No, that's Avb and Newton

[Zeke 5,504]

alliteration

No, that's soooo iambic pentameter.

[Zeke 5,504]

delineation

Ha! Nailed it. Thanks Mrs p

[Newtonian 453]

soliloquy!

No, that's Avb and Newton

To pee or not to pee...

[Zeke 5,504]

No!

That's onomatopoeia!

[HBecwithFn7 296]

Ya know.... today is 03/30.  I gather your wife is returning in two days, right?  Have you figured it out yet??? 

[Zeke 5,504]

Sunday.....

But, but, good sir, what are you implying?

[Zeke 5,504]

non sequitur

noun

a logical conclusion that does not follow from the premises

The proposal was good up till the end, where it finished with a non sequitur.

a reply that has no relevance to what preceded it

The politician answered questions with non sequiturs.

 

HE, nah,I'm not that complicated

[HBecwithFn7 296]

Sunday.....

But, but, good sir, what are you implying?

 

Nothing.... Just wondering if you had decided what you wanted to do while your wife was gone.... because, as of Sunday, she won't be....

[Zeke 5,504]

Well.

Coffee

Rumchada( what? I'm out of milk)

Donuts, the ones with the rat turds on top.

 

 

And, tacitos? What the hell is this?