Mrs z is gone for 10 days

[Zeke 5,504]

Ok, that can be addressed to Panteramatt or Mipa

[panteramatt 27]

That you left? Musta just missed her.

[Zeke 5,504]

The dead hooker on Watson Mill rd. Early 90's

Somebody dumped here body. Ac or Philadelphia

[panteramatt 27]

Don't recall that one. The little girl that was murdered was right behind my house though. Actually knew the scumbag who did it. Was outside with some buddy's underage drinking when a helicopter flew over then all a sudden state troopers pulled up asking us a bunch of questions. We thought all of that was because we were drinking illegally. Scared the living hell out of us!

[Zeke 5,504]

Mrs McPherson. Her kid.

You where a towny.

God I wanted to bang Mrs. Little soo hard!

[panteramatt 27]

Haha no shit. I'd a showed her Mr. Little! Did you go to woodstown?

[Zeke 5,504]

Fn Wolverines bro!

[panteramatt 27]

Damn crazy cuz! When did ya graduate? Did ya move away?

[panteramatt 27]

Pm me if you feel too old haha

[Zeke 5,504]

Pm before the hooker died

[Zeke 5,504]

Now, moving on full circle.

 

Anybody have questions related to " Mrs. Little "....

This only validates my story. And I now have 3 rd party validation.

Cough.

Mic drop

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Now, moving on full circle.

 

Anybody have questions related to " Mrs. Little "....

This only validates my story. And I now have 3 rd party validation.

Cough.

Mic drop

Midget adult entertainers? A real-life dead hooker? A teacher you desperately wanted to "bang" (ironically named "little")? Hmmm... well played, Zeke.  

 

You managed to pull this thread back from life support in a few short posts. Now, was that really so difficult? When you open a thread with a promising title like this, remember... you gotta dance for us, Clown! We're a demanding audience here at NJGF.

[Zeke 5,504]

If you step back Mrs P

This thread is an amalgamation. And sometimes you jus can't make shit up.

 

Boom!

[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Even Mrs. Peel is understandably perplexed about the lack of a donkey at this party....

[Zeke 5,504]

Obviously Mipa's first rodeo ...

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Even Mrs. Peel is understandably perplexed about the lack of a donkey at this party....

Though the idea is distasteful... as a writer, I must admit... it would add to the story, no?

[Zeke 5,504]

Tex will tell ya, they get messy.

[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Though the idea is distasteful... as a writer, I must admit... it would add to the story, no?

It would add an interesting twist to the story, that's for sure

 

I cannot speak out of personal experience of what degree the donkey would have added to the carnage...

[Zeke 5,504]

I call bs!

Any yank would say sheep. But a True Texan knows the benifits of a burro

[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Unfortunately, I've never partied with either a midget or a donkey (or a combination of the two).

 

It's on my bucket list, though. Lol.

[Zeke 5,504]

The dwarf was nicknamed " micro machine "....

Jus sayen.

[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Can't make that shit up!!

[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Now that I think about it, there WAS this girl in high school who was a Homunculus......does that count?

[Zeke 5,504]

Must be 2'or under

[voyager9 3,434]

More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone

 

 

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[Displaced Texan 11,738]

Must be 2'or under

Damn. I think she was like 3'8" or something.

[Zeke 5,504]

Ya, no,

[Zeke 5,504]

More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone

 

Compredas occupado amigo?

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[voyager9 3,434]

 

More activity in this thread now that she's back then there was while she was gone

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That reminds me: how was Fernando?

 

 

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[Zeke 5,504]

He was not invited to the party