The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

[High Exposure 5,662]

Blksheep once saved me.

I needed a Colt upper,

He had one to spare.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Smokin' .50 rules.

He walks a pro-2A path.

Enlightens others.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Griz is a fountain.

The knowledge pours so smoothly.

We are not worthy!

[High Exposure 5,662]

5 minutes ago, fishnut said:

Pork roll really tastes great

Some idiots call it Taylor ham 

They are so wrong always 

Fishnut can not count.

It's five then seven then five.

It's not six, nine, six.

[High Exposure 5,662]

Griz always speaks truth.

If you just stop and listen,

Maybe you will learn.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Taylor Ham wins big.

Oh, pink succulent temptress!

Pork roll is so slayed.

[High Exposure 5,662]

17 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Taylor Ham wins big.

Oh, pink succulent temptress!

Pork roll is so slayed.

This is blasphemy!

No such thing as "Taylor Ham".

It's Taylor Pork Roll.

 

 

Taylor Ham isn't real,

It is called Taylor Rork Roll!

Check the packaging. 

[High Exposure 5,662]

Mipafox is quiet,

haven't seen him for a while,

I hope he's OK.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

This is blasphemy!

No such thing as "Taylor Ham".

It's Taylor Pork Roll.

 

 

Taylor Ham isn't real,

It is called Taylor Rork Roll!

Check the packaging. 

 

Thrown is the gauntlet...

The pork battle lines are drawn.

Enemies face off!!

[High Exposure 5,662]

Pork Roll is divine.

A gift from the Gods themselves,

as proof of their love.

[Walt of Destiny 412]

I'm rarely surprised

this crew can really haiku

blew my simple mind

 

[High Exposure 5,662]

Last one before sleep, gotta get up at 4:30.....

 

V9 always has 

Answers to the questions that

lay deep in your soul.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Just now, High Exposure said:

Pork Roll is divine.

A gift from the Gods themselves,

as proof of their love.

Tears of mirth roll down.

Laughter I can't contain, yet...

Loyalty remains.

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Just had to explain

what the fuck I was doing

 Counting my fingers

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Just now, High Exposure said:

Last one before sleep- 

V9 always has 

Answers to the questions that

lay deep in your soul.

Sweet Slumber, H.E.

May haikus pepper your dreams..

Until tomorrow.

 

[High Exposure 5,662]

Just now, Walt of Destiny said:

Just had to explain

what the fuck I was doing

 Counting my fingers

[bhunted 887]

I have one of these. Best one I ever owned. Been running like a well oiled machine for over a year now. [emoji6]

Haiku https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DVSBQT6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_RwUqzbF9FPBFD

 

 

 

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[High Exposure 5,662]

Classic Bhunted.

Likes to play clever word games.

Give haiku a try?

[Krdshrk 3,877]

54 minutes ago, bhunted said:

I have one of these. Best one I ever owned. Been running like a well oiled machine for over a year now.

Haiku https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DVSBQT6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_RwUqzbF9FPBFD

 

That fan is pricey!
The one I got is much less
Looks good in the room

[Ray Ray 3,566]

I hope this thread dies

It is making me go crazy

Death to all who post 

[Krdshrk 3,877]

1 minute ago, Ray Ray said:

I hope this thread dies

It is making me go crazy

Death to all who post 

Pot calls kettle black

You're just adding to this thread

Wish death on yourself?

[Ray Ray 3,566]

I like Beretta's 

Their action is the smoothest

Beats all other 9s

[Barms 98]

He finished the course

the gun is showed clear

i feel very safe

 

[bhunted 887]

That fan is pricey!
The one I got is much less
Looks good in the room

Can't beat this. It's wifi, motion, interfaces with the thermostat, Amazon Echo, you name it. Has the power of an airplane engine, but smooth. Perfectly balanced. I even was able to cut back the AC and Whoosh mode is awesome.


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[bhunted 887]

Classic Bhunted.
Likes to play clever word games.
Give haiku a try?

I am....its running almost 24/7.... [emoji12]


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[bhunted 887]

My Haiku fan whispers

Like words in the breeze

It keeps me cool

 

Better HE? [emoji12]

 

 

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[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

37 minutes ago, bhunted said:

My Haiku fan whispers

Like words in the breeze

It keeps me cool

 

Better HE?

 

 

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Oh, bhunted! You, young man, get a D- ...and 3 days of detention! Did you even read the instructions?   line 1: 5 syllables... line 2: 7 syllables... line 3: 5 syllables

Example:

My new fan whispers. (5)

Its words form a sweet Haiku. (7)

It keeps me so cool. (5)

Please try harder!! Or... you'll be in summer school too.

[bhunted 887]

Oh, bhunted! You, young man, get a D- ...and 3 days of detention! Did you even read the instructions?   line 1: 5 syllables... line 2: 7 syllables... line 3: 5 syllables

Example:

My new fan whispers. (5)

Its words form a sweet Haiku. (7)

It keeps me so cool. (5)

Please try harder!! Or... you'll be in summer school too. [emoji3]

I got it, just didn't try hard enuff.

I was close... working outside all day so here it is

 

Brain fried from sun today

Lack of a beer is no help

Maybe tomorrow

 

Maybe you can see some Haiku in my Zen project. Now I need to go make some lines. [emoji3]

 

 

 

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[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

4 minutes ago, bhunted said:

I got it, just didn't try hard enuff.

I was close... working outside all day so here it is

 

Brain fried from sun today

Lack of a beer is no help

Maybe tomorrow

 

Maybe you can see some Haiku in my Zen project. Now I need to go make some lines.

 

 

 

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You're a good boy, LOL... and I can see I was too hard on you. Your stunning extra credit project moves you up to a B-.

Woot-woot! Celebrate with a beer... or 2.

[checko 180]

I read this whole thread
Now everytime I text
Sounds like a haiku


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