The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

[bhunted 887]

I read this whole thread
Now everytime I text
Sounds like a haiku


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Use two ply.... when you Haiku. Lol


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[bhunted 887]

You're a good boy, LOL... and I can see I was too hard on you. Your stunning extra credit project moves you up to a B-.

Woot-woot! Celebrate with a beer... or 2.

 

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This is a dedi

To Wife, Her Mom, My Grandma

Going on two months

-

 

Still not done and I effing hurt! That make it worth an A+

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[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

2 minutes ago, bhunted said:

This is a dedi

To Wife, Her Mom, My Grandma

Going on two months

-Still not done and I effing hurt! That make it worth an A+

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Well, you did add the finishing touch of a properly formatted haiku into the mix. Yep, you earned the A+. You get yet another beer... or 2.

Seriously, it's a beautiful project!

[bhunted 887]

Well, you did add the finishing touch of a properly formatted haiku into the mix. Yep, you earned the A+. You get yet another beer... or 2.
Seriously, it's a beautiful project! [emoji3]

Thanks...
I wont pollute any more off topic here other than it started out where an 18' pool/black hole once was. Made use of the hole.
Cheers.


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[capt14k 2,052]

That's it you all officially need a break from the forum.

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[High Exposure 5,662]

Back to the Haikus.

Capt14k is sad,

his name is too long.

 

He meant to say...

 

O. M. G., enough!

You all need a break from here.

Haikus? Are you kidding?

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

7 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

Back to the Haikus.

Capt14k is sad,

his name is too long.

 

He meant to say...

 

O. M. G., enough!

You all need a break from here

Haikus? Are you kidding?

You tell him, HE!

More haikus for one and all...

More for me... and you!

[High Exposure 5,662]

This is turning out

to be more fun than I thought.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Curmudgeons will try

But the light always prevails

Brains must keep working  

 

[capt14k 2,052]

Back to the Haikus.
Capt14k is sad,
his name is too long.
 
He meant to say...
 
O. M. G., enough!
You all need a break from here.
Haikus? Are you kidding?

That was a cute one
But alas you went too far
It is five Not six

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[JD1037 125]

This thread is the best

It is so entertaining 

P S Zeke for mod

[High Exposure 5,662]

47 minutes ago, capt14k said:

 

That was a cute one
But alas you went too far
It is five Not six

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Damn! You are correct.

How could I be so foolish?

5, not 6, dummy....

[Jon 264]

11 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Jon said he hated

plastic guns from Austria.

Now he carries one.

 

Oh, you got jokes, huh?

Explain my Glock malfunctions

Despite the ammo

[High Exposure 5,662]

It's you, not the gun.

You must be limp-wristing it.

Glock is perfection!

 

[Jon 264]

Those are fighting words

Fitness challenge you and me?

Just watch your hip, gramps

[High Exposure 5,662]

A fitness challenge?

Don't think so. I'm old and fat.

That does not sound fun.

 

My advice above,

was tongue in cheek. You can shoot.

I'm sure its the gun.

 

[Jon 264]

You know I'm joking

And we know that cops can't shoot

Save for useless quals

[High Exposure 5,662]

I know it brother.

We're trying to break that mold.

Shoot better each time.

 

[Zeke 5,504]

Weights are too heavy 

And running makes me tired

I do not partake 

[High Exposure 5,662]

AK or AR?

Which one is truly better?

Eternal debate.

[checko 180]

That one is ok
Glock and 1911
That is where its at

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[Zeke 5,504]

A piston or gas

If it is not broke why fix

 too many options 

[High Exposure 5,662]

J Foster Nine Nine,

is making me so jealous!

That A. U. G. though!

https://www.njgunforums.com/forum/index.php?/topic/86227-nj-legal-steyr-aug/#comment-1118565

 

[Ray Ray 3,566]

@Old School is so old

He sailed around Pangea

Oh not once but twice!

[High Exposure 5,662]

You mean Pangaea

The old super-continent,

Not the bakery.

Quote

Ray Ray posted:

@Old School is so old

He sailed around Panera

Oh not once but twice!

[Zeke 5,504]

Need to buy lowers

Both TY and Tex say Mega

I trust them will do

[High Exposure 5,662]

Patrick likes purple.

He used to like Miatas.

Henry's golden boy.

 

[High Exposure 5,662]

Peel posts some good shit,

timely and thought provoking.

Permit get used yet?

[High Exposure 5,662]

Its so frustrating.

No more 1A post alerts.

Is it only me?

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

Tex bought a lower.

Met Zeke and his lovely wife. 

Very nice people.