The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

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Inspired a post in the "Today's Weather" thread started by Zeke.

Haiku - a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world.

 

These should be about the NJGF community, firearms, and 2A. Feel free to  be funny but don't be mean - this is supposed to be fun!

And please no politics.

 

I'll start:

Zeke wants to be Mod.

It's an honorable goal,

Never give up, Zeke!

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Zeke reaches for stars 

His motives are quite unclear

The planets align

[capt14k 2,052]

Seriously?

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[Krdshrk 3,877]

Zeke wants to be Mod

It's a ridiculous goal

Please just give up, Zeke

[Displaced Texan 11,737]

Bahahahahaha!!!

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Now I'm out of my mind. Working on three  word haiku...

Opinionated

Unconventionality

Irrefutable!

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

20 minutes ago, capt14k said:

Seriously?

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The Cap is perplexed.

Seriously... Zeke haikus?

His eyes roll skyward.

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I see what you did!

Very Clever, Mrs Peel.

Excellent Haiku!

 

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Shawn Moore sees big cats.

Not just any kind of cat,

but Mountain Lions.

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If your pistol jams,

Just throw it over the berm.

Malfunction? No more.

 

Going old school NJGF 

[Displaced Texan 11,737]

I'm crying here!!  

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The Displaced Texan

Likes to kill pigs and cook them.

I bet he can grill.

 

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

This one's for you H.E...

He S.W.A.T.s in starlight.

Come sunrise, he writes haikus.

Renaissance Man thrives.

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Ray Ray is a pain,

He likes debating nonsense.

But, we love him still.

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Lol! Thanks Mrs Peel

 

I should be sleeping.

I have to work 'til sunrise.

Can't turn my brain off.

[AlexTheSane 236]

Load mags before range

You will go to jail for life

Don't forget foil hat

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She must be a saint,

to keep him under control.

Mrs Z works hard.

[AlexTheSane 236]

It is illegal

A cop's brother's friend told me

Info is legit.

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PK90 left.

He's living the good life now.

What a lucky guy.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Ray Ray closes eyes.

Big Hungry shampoos away.

Bromance slays meetup!

[checko 180]

Real life samurai here

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[sarcasm]

9 millimeter?

What a weak little bullet.

Should shoot forty-five!

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Yes, I like my Glocks.

I am not ashamed of this.

They always go bang!

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Jon said he hated

plastic guns from Austria.

Now he carries one.

 

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Blue Line Fish buys guns.

But he's always working, so

when does he shoot them?

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Remixer sells guns.

Everyone seems to like him.

Steve is a good dude.

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Vlad G shoots 3 gun.

He can really burn it down.

Fast on the trigger.

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

Krdshrk is a Mod.

His mod powers are epic.

We cower in fear.

[blksheep 466]

I dont understand.

What are we talking about?

I am bowing out.

[fishnut 2,358]

Pork roll really tastes great

Some idiots call it Taylor ham 

They are so wrong always