The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

[High Exposure 5,661]

I already heard.

He couldn't contain himself,

He had to text me.

 

 

What kind of lower?

This is useless without pics!

You should know better...

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

Tex bought a Mega.

A forged lower receiver. 

Should have it next week. 

[Zeke 5,504]

Two cups and a string

what this thread reminds me of

clubhouse to clubhouse 

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

1 minute ago, Zeke said:

Two cups and a string

what this thread reminds me of

clubhouse to clubhouse 

Bahahahaha!!

[Zeke 5,504]

21 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Bahahahaha!!

Black sleek and goes deep

another thing heard today

that is what she said

[Mrs. Peel 7,156]

2 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Peel posts some good shit,

timely and thought provoking.

Permit get used yet?

Like shells on a beach,

each begs examination.

Patience, Grasshopper!

[High Exposure 5,661]

28 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Like shells on a beach,

each begs examination.

Patience, Grasshopper!

Patience is Virtue.

But you are in New Jersey,

90 days flys by...

[Mrs. Peel 7,156]

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

Patience is Virtue.

But you are in New Jersey,

90 days flys by...

Livin' on the edge,

squealing up to the deadline.

Procrastinator!!!

[High Exposure 5,661]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Livin' on the edge,

squealing up to the deadline.

Procrastinator!!!

If you snooze, you lose.

I have snost, and I have lost.

Learn from my mistake.

[Mrs. Peel 7,156]

I heard your sad plight.

Will phone barracks on Monday,

seeking extension.

7 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

If you snooze, you lose.

I have snost, and I have lost.

Learn from my mistake.

 

[High Exposure 5,661]

Election concerns.

Will my mags be limited?

The sky is falling.

[High Exposure 5,661]

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

[Rob0115 1,105]

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

you come to FL

Shoot that really cool shit too

Then you'll have some fun 

[Zeke 5,504]

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Election concerns.

Will my mags be limited?

The sky is falling.

Elections concerns

of how much people will take

exodus insured 

[Zeke 5,504]

Point break good movie 

yet has relevance today

what is breaking point?

[Rob0115 1,105]

Lefty's are morose 

Clinton's loss made them insane 

Make our country great

. 

[Rob0115 1,105]

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

I replied Haiku '

because the thread's all haiku 

I used poor English 

[Rob0115 1,105]

I am really drunk

i ate lots of beef brisket 

now I may throw up

[Rob0115 1,105]

I made a mistake 

sorry 'bout the politics 

meant no disrespect

[Rob0115 1,105]

Haiku hurts my brain

Rather blather my dumb crap

in a simpler way 

[Mrs. Peel 7,156]

No one can resist!

The Haiku Thread beckons us.

Siren woos sailor. 

 

Disaster is near.

Dark, addictive thread straight from...

H.E.'s twisted head!

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Father's Day was great

bbq and lots of beer

sleep like a baby

[Ray Ray 3,566]

These threads never end

Unless someone gets upset

I fear it is me

[bhunted 887]

Had big bowls of beans
Many cans of nice cold beer
Flatulence is fun


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[Walt of Destiny 412]

Haiku is da' bomb

diversion from politics

prespective changes

 

I love puppy dogs

they love you no matter what

thank God they can't talk

[Displaced Texan 11,731]

Roasted Brussel sprouts 

Cruciferous vegetables 

Farts are so much fun

[High Exposure 5,661]

Don't have to be smart

to think farts are funny. But,

you're stupid not to.

 

With apologies to Louis CK

[High Exposure 5,661]

Mrs Peel is right.

If three guys get together,

you get four fart jokes.

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Fatluent father

fragrence finds family function

Feckless family flees

[Walt of Destiny 412]

Alliterative haiku? Wonder if it's a thing?