Why/ how does MrsZ ' new washing machine text me me when it's done.

[Zeke 5,504]

Odd. I have no app for this.

And it ain't mine  machine!!!!!

[Purple Patrick 638]

What's his name

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[Zeke 5,504]

Zeke

Wtf!

[voyager9 3,434]

More importantly, why is it running 8-9 times a day, and only the Spin Cycle?

[Zeke 5,504]

1 minute ago, voyager9 said:

More importantly, why is it running 8-9 times a day, and only the Spin Cycle?

Well it's not named Fernando

[voyager9 3,434]

Well it's not named Fernando

Nah... probably something Korean.

[Krdshrk 3,877]

20 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Zeke

 

[Bighungry618 450]

You drunk gave your number to a machine.....that's how SkyNet started.  Glitch in the Matrix.  

[voyager9 3,434]

You drunk gave your number to a machine.....that's how SkyNet started.  Glitch in the Matrix.  

Worse: they met on Tinder.


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[Displaced Texan 11,731]

On 6/16/2017 at 10:33 PM, Zeke said:

Odd. I have no app for this.

And it ain't mine  machine!!!!!

I'm surprised she didn't chain you to that washing machine....lol

[voyager9 3,434]

12 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

I'm surprised she didn't chain you to that washing machine....lol

She probably isn't into voyeurism. 

[Zeke 5,504]

23 hours ago, voyager9 said:

Worse: they met on Tinder.


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Oh that's sooo bad!

lmfao!

23 hours ago, Bighungry618 said:

You drunk gave your number to a machine.....that's how SkyNet started.  Glitch in the Matrix.  

Times are tuff bro. Every shot of Yeager it lost a couple pounds!

[Zeke 5,504]

23 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

I'm surprised she didn't chain you to that washing machine....lol

I have nuffin for this

[High Exposure 5,662]

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Every shot of Yeager it lost a couple pounds!

Stephen Lynch FTW!

[Zeke 5,504]

2 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

Stephen Lynch FTW!

Summabitch. I gotza step my game.

[jackandjill 683]

On 6/16/2017 at 10:33 PM, Zeke said:

 

And it ain't mine ....

?

[Zeke 5,504]

10 minutes ago, jackandjill said:

?

That's what he said?

[voyager9 3,434]

Has anyone asked the real question? Why is it necessary for a washing machine to text anyone anything? If you're not close enough to hear the chime than you're not close enough to swap the laundry. Are you really going to change your plans because suddenly the laundry is done? No, you're going to forget until you have to wash it again anyway...

[Zeke 5,504]

3 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Has anyone asked the real question? Why is it necessary for a washing machine to text anyone anything? If you're not close enough to hear the chime than you're not close enough to swap the laundry. Are you really going to change your plans because suddenly the laundry is done? No, you're going to forget until you have to wash it again anyway...

That's what ( she) MrsZ said.

then I get text......

[Norseman 2]

Has anyone asked the real question? Why is it necessary for a washing machine to text anyone anything? If you're not close enough to hear the chime than you're not close enough to swap the laundry. Are you really going to change your plans because suddenly the laundry is done? No, you're going to forget until you have to wash it again anyway...

...baby steps along the way to being the Jetsons.


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[JD1037 125]

22 hours ago, voyager9 said:

Has anyone asked the real question? Why is it necessary for a washing machine to text anyone anything? If you're not close enough to hear the chime than you're not close enough to swap the laundry. Are you really going to change your plans because suddenly the laundry is done? No, you're going to forget until you have to wash it again anyway...

So I can keep track of how many loads Zeke runs while I  am away from the house. Bc he always says... "I did 20 loads of laundry  today" but some how there are never any additional clean cloths

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

2 minutes ago, Mrs.Zeke said:

So I can keep track of how many loads Zeke runs while I  am away from the house. Bc he always says... "I did 20 loads of laundry  today" but some how there are never any additional clean cloths

Goodness, Zeke... she's got you outgunned at every turn, doesn't she?

[Zeke 5,504]

Zip it!

I am, a modern man....

[High Exposure 5,662]

1 minute ago, Zeke said:

Zip it!

I am, a modern man....

You are a rude dude, the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. You take it slow, go with the flow, ride with the tide. you've got glide in your stride. Drivin and movin, sailing' and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning.

[voyager9 3,434]

2 hours ago, Mrs.Zeke said:

So I can keep track of how many loads Zeke runs while I  am away from the house. Bc he always says... "I did 20 loads of laundry  today" but some how there are never any additional clean cloths

Except now he'll just run it empty, wasting water, in order to not be caught in a lie. Or worse, wash the same G-string and calico socks over and over and over. 

[Zeke 5,504]

16 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Except now he'll just run it empty, wasting water, in order to not be caught in a lie. Or worse, wash the same G-string and calico socks over and over and over. 

Nobody asked you!

[voyager9 3,434]

Nobody asked you!

Stick a sock in it..

[Zeke 5,504]

3 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Stick a sock in it..

Exactly .

Hey ck out my fit bit, I put it on the dog.

# nobody tells