New jeans! Huge problem

[Zeke 5,504]

Zipper seriously does not stay up!

I know ever since Newton invented gravity things eventually come down. But but this zipper must have a g force accelerant. Idk.. it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

your thoughts

TIA 

 

[silverado427 10,682]

2 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Zipper seriously does not stay up!

I know ever since Newton invented gravity things eventually come down. But but this zipper must have a g force accelerant. Idk.. it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

your thoughts

TIA 

 

On mens jeans the zipper is in the front. 

[Zeke 5,504]

Just now, silverado427 said:

On mens jeans the zipper is in the front. 

No shit

[silverado427 10,682]

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

No shit

Try locktite 242 on your skinny jeans.

[Zeke 5,504]

1 minute ago, silverado427 said:

Try locktite 242 on your skinny jeans.

Bro.. not emo jeans.. was thinking brake clean. But that could get messy

[JT Custom Guns 956]

These must be his Work Jeans....................

 

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Pics?

[fishnut 2,358]

Don't flatter yourself that's a small problem not a huge problem

[Sniper 6,372]

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

Wait, aren't they suppose to be worn like that?

[PK90 3,570]

You know that zippers have a lock, right?

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[voyager9 3,434]

Use a bungee cord between zipper and your suspenders. 

[Sniper 6,372]

 

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

My suggestion, just wear your apron when you go out, problem solved:

[Krdshrk 3,877]

 

[JMich3 152]

I have a T50 staple gun, stop by and I’ll fix you up 

[Handyman 5,682]

22 hours ago, voyager9 said:

Use a bungee cord between zipper and your suspenders. 

I was thinking the same thing, except bottom lip instead of suspenders...

[voyager9 3,434]

20 minutes ago, Handyman said:

I was thinking the same thing, except bottom lip instead of suspenders...

I like your thinking. Plus with the lip piercing he doesn’t even need more hardware. 

[Zeke 5,504]

Interesting twist on trouser trout gentlemen 

[voyager9 3,434]

8 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Interesting twist on trouser trout gentlemen 

Leave your Prince Albert out of this. 

[Handyman 5,682]

37 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Leave your Prince Albert out of this. 

In Zeke's situation, it's just called a Prince Al (for short).

[AlDente67 563]

Maybe you should size up as needed. 

[glockncolts 48]

Start wearing yoga pants..

[JT Custom Guns 956]

4 hours ago, glockncolts said:

Start wearing yoga pants..

Zeke in Yoga Pants - now my mind is bleeding...............

[silverado427 10,682]

[Lambo2936 297]

Oh boy do those look comfortable. Particularly in this warm weather!

[brucin 923]

11 hours ago, glockncolts said:

Start wearing yoga pants..

If I could I dig that mental image out of my head with a grapefruit spoon.

[Zeke 5,504]

7 hours ago, silverado427 said:

Are not those @Mrs. Peel pants?

7 hours ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Zeke in Yoga Pants - now my mind is bleeding...............

Cerebral hemorrhage 

[JT Custom Guns 956]

^ I tried putting Clorox in my ears but it's not working.........

[Mrs. Peel 7,157]

29 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Are not those @Mrs. Peel pants?

No... but he should definitely be dating my avatar. They'd be a fine-looking leather-clad couple. 

I really wish I could see the face that goes with the rest of that pic. Someone finally posts eye candy on here for the ladies...such a rare event... and they go and lop his head off? WTH?

[Zeke 5,504]

1 hour ago, JT Custom Guns said:

^ I tried putting Clorox in my ears but it's not working.........

Sharp pencil?