Zeke awesomeness rib method no fruit

[Zeke 5,504]

6 minutes ago, PK90 said:

6 hours this time. Perfect. One last tweak needed. Less BBQ Sauce.

I did 2 racks last time, approximately 5 hours. Come October @Displaced Texan@Bighungry618 @10X Will kneel before me. 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Ha!! You wish!

 

REAL bbq will ALWAYS prevail over boiled meat soup. 

[Zeke 5,504]

16 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Ha!! You wish!

 

REAL bbq will ALWAYS prevail over boiled meat soup. 

Bring knee pads

[10X 3,296]

On 7/4/2019 at 12:46 PM, voyager9 said:

You caught a Feinstein!

That was probably a really nice king salmon before it spent too much time in Zeke’s crock pot

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

Bring knee pads

I’ll be nice and bring knee pads for you. You’ll need ‘em. 

[Zeke 5,504]

20 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

I’ll be nice and bring knee pads for you. You’ll need ‘em. 

I’ll bring gravel for your grovel

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

I’ll bring gravel for your grovel

And I’ll bring plenty of straws for everyone to drink your pork soup. 

[Zeke 5,504]

Just now, Displaced Texan said:

And I’ll bring plenty of straws for everyone to drink your pork soup. 

They will be banned by then

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Paper straws, of course. 

[Bighungry618 450]

23 hours ago, PK90 said:

6 hours this time. Perfect. One last tweak needed. Less BBQ Sauce.

There is nothing about this method that is perfect.

23 hours ago, Zeke said:

I did 2 racks last time, approximately 5 hours. Come October @Displaced Texan@Bighungry618 @10X Will kneel before me. 

We will kneel before you?....Maybe......but it'll be so we can look you straight in the eye.

Much like the amusement parks restrict @Zeke ability to ride due to his height, his "bbq skills" restrict him to the use of a crockpot.

#sticktovelveetasoup

[Zeke 5,504]

8 minutes ago, Bighungry618 said:

There is nothing about this method that is perfect.

We will kneel before you?....Maybe......but it'll be so we can look you straight in the eye.

Much like the amusement parks restricts @Zeke ability to ride due to his height, his "bbq skills" restrict him to the use of a crockpot.

#sticktovelveetasoup

@Displaced Texan What BH lacks in attending proof, he surely makes up for with his mouf.

#noshow

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

And what you lack in cooking skills you more than account for with your shit talking abilities. 

#sticktovelveetasoup

[voyager9 3,434]

I’ve often heard that most of what @zeke says is a crock of shit.... didn’t know he was taking it literally. 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Crockpot of shit?

[Zeke 5,504]

Shitsoup?

[Scorpio64 5,154]

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

Bring knee pads

Wait..... I had something for this.

No, it's gone.

Wait!

No.

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Good thing Zeke has a flat head....we will have someplace to rest our drinks on while he’s on his knees...

[Zeke 5,504]

1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said:

Good thing Zeke has a flat head....we will have someplace to rest our drinks on while he’s on his knees...

Pride month was last week dude!

[voyager9 3,434]

How did this thread go from talking about BBQ to cream pies?

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

11 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Pride month was last week dude!

Where’s YOUR mind, dude?! I was thinking of you being like a coffee table for our drinks. 

 

Pervert. 

[Zeke 5,504]

@Bighungry618 I heard @Mrs. Peel has cookbooks for sale.... You should prolly buy them.

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

1 minute ago, Zeke said:

@Bighungry618 I heard @Mrs. Peel has cookbooks for sale.... You should prolly buy them.

You should buy all she has, Zeke...

[Zeke 5,504]

4 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

You should buy all she has, Zeke...

You might wanna take home ec cuz you’re bout to get schooled 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Bring it

[fishnut 2,358]

My prediction is Zeke's ribs will win................last place 

[Scorpio64 5,154]

26 minutes ago, Zeke said:

You might wanna take home ec cuz you’re bout to get schooled 

 

7 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Bring it

Oh for corn sake, get a freak'n room

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

32 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

 

Oh for corn sake, get a freak'n room

No ribs for you!

[Scorpio64 5,154]

34 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

No ribs for you!

[silverado427 10,717]

[WP22 1,558]

On 6/5/2019 at 4:35 PM, Zeke said:

Ok I tried this the other day. Not sure where I found the idea.

1 rack of ribs sectioned in 3 ribs per

1 medium size container of sweet baby rays bbq sauce.

1 crockpot 

Place ribs in crockpot bone down. Smother with bbq sauce. The whole thing! 

Cover and Cook on low 4-6 hours . Don’t mess with em.

 

@gleninjersey trust me these are phenomenal!

October @Displaced Texan Prepare to be destroyed by my creative cuisine charisma!

I've been avoiding this tread like the plague because, you know, it's Zeke messing with food. It's never a good thing.

But I wasn't expecting it to be this bad; I couldn't read past the first post...

dude, you boil your ribs...you boil your effing ribs...

you ain't right in the head.