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1 hour ago, Bighungry618 said:

Bro....I've avoided weighing in because enough people on this thread have shown you where you went wrong.
But here goes:  

1. Crock pots are for millenials and velveeta-beer-cheese soup makers.
2. Ribs are just pig parts unless properly smoked over flame with wood,  It aint BBQ any other way.
3. Sweet Baby Rays is the Shit - but if you put it on my ribs when you serve them to me i'll disown you.
4. I've made ribs under vacuum (sous vide) in an immersion circulator and finished on smoker.  Yeah...I Teslafied outdoor cooking...so what?
 

Edit:

5. "fall off the bone" ribs = you're doing it wrong.  Bite through and pull away from the bone, but only what you bite comes off.

I heart you, BH! In a non-homosexual way!

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1 hour ago, Bighungry618 said:

interesting term....I've yet to try to smoke a crock pot. 

Whataya think @Displaced Texan,  235°F for 12 hours?

I don’t think you’ll EVER get a crock pot tender enough to eat!

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1 hour ago, PK90 said:

BBQ for hours is a waste of time and energy. Stick them in a slow cooker and come back later. Done. So what if the taste is different. It's just food and not meant to be an orgasmic experience.

Still too much Damn Yankee in you, even all the way out there in Az. 

Your neighbors must LOVE you!:D

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11 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Damn, I think this thread is Zeke’s way of telling us we need a new ‘Displaced Texans REAL bbq’  thread....

Hmmmmmmmmm....

Post it up, I'll add some pics of my ribs and smoker. I've had my WSM for a year now and love it. My wife is obsessed with smoked beer can chicken now. 

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1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said:

I think this thread is a cry for help, Zeke. 

BBQ Intervention. 

1 hour ago, fishnut said:

You know what they say about Texas and you sure dont look like a steer

 

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

I’m a long horn 

 

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

I heart you, BH! In a non-homosexual way!

ok...now i'm moist.   

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29 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Jus like the civil war, Texas is gonna fall!

I wouldn't be too quick to bet against a Texan in a BBQ contest, especially if you bought your cooking gear at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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12 minutes ago, 10X said:

I wouldn't be too quick to bet against a Texan in a BBQ contest, especially if you bought your cooking gear at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

See you in October!

 

2 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

 

 

Mine will be done the old way. 

 

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SO lemmi

36 minutes ago, Zeke said:

@10X and @Displaced Texan and @Bighungry618 and @remixer 

no amount of binge watching queer eye for the straight guy is gonna help you guys become hip and trendy like muah. Sorry, not sorry!

So lemmi guess..

 

Your Cooking  "BBQ Flavored" Ribs in crock pot while drinking a latte with extra foam and shopping urban outfitters for skinny jeans.

 

4 hours ago, PK90 said:

Edit Wikipedia

True wiki is full of false info already

 

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23 minutes ago, remixer said:

SO lemmi

So lemmi guess..

 

Your Cooking  "BBQ Flavored" Ribs in crock pot while drinking a latte with extra foam and shopping urban outfitters for skinny jeans.

 

I think he drinks soy latte...

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17 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. 

Slap two buns on what you’re proposing and it could be a McRibb

Listen to me... The McRib is Fucking Delicious!

Notice the Fabulous Grill Marks

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26 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. 

Slap two buns on what you’re proposing and it could be a McRibb

Mc Zeke rib sandwich! Excellent idea stalagmite!

11 minutes ago, remixer said:

Listen to me... The McRib is Fucking Delicious!

Notice the Fabulous Grill Marks

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Need to wet roast boneless next

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