silverado427 10,555 Posted November 11, 2019 Did anyone hear about this today, it happened early this morning. Follow the link and check out the pics. https://www.nj.com/ocean/2019/11/porsche-lodged-into-the-second-story-of-building-after-crash-police-say.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenday 323 Posted November 11, 2019 Heard about it earlier today. Thank God no one was in the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,655 Posted November 11, 2019 That’s not gonna buff out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handyman 5,682 Posted November 11, 2019 I saw that in the news. Guy must have been tearing it up to get that much air off a curb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted November 11, 2019 I read elsewhere that the accident happened around 230 but they weren’t found until 6. Occupants bled out. my first thought was that the amazon delivery drivers were getting too aggressive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sniper 6,372 Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Greenday said: Heard about it earlier today. Thank God no one was in the house. It was a two story office building, not a house. 1 hour ago, Handyman said: Guy must have been tearing it up to get that much air off a curb. Check out the skid marks he left: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 90 Posted November 11, 2019 Dumb ass of the day contest ended very early today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Underdog 1,593 Posted November 11, 2019 That is pretty F'd up. I feel sorry for the passenger. Thank god others weren't killed Damn raciing video games. Where's that Schmuck Statist Governor? Lets ban Corvettes and raise the driving age to 30 That poor young adult wasn't responbile. Maybe we should hold the maker of the headlights accountable? Epidemic? Teen driver gets 3 years in 118 mph prom weekend... Those poor children in this vehicle. I saw the medivac helicopter. This broke my heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sota 1,191 Posted November 11, 2019 I wanna see/read the reconstruction of how they pulled that shit off? That's like 200' from the curb. Mofo had some serious hang time to get that distance. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio64 5,120 Posted November 11, 2019 The story made FNC. I'm guessing still drunk (or massively hung over) from Sat night, speed (at least 120) and a deer were the ingredients for this crash. Hooper Ave sucks most of the time but not so much that early on a Sunday morning. There are no intersections or driveways where the skid marks start. The curve ahead on Hooper was not that bad, but at 150, they could have just hit a patch of sand and went sideways. The curb got the car off the ground, velocity and mass and a sloped embankment got it airborne. 13 hours ago, voyager9 said: I read elsewhere that the accident happened around 230 but they weren’t found until 6. Occupants bled out. Quote The crash, which happened around 6:30 a.m., occurred near the intersection of Indian Hill. Skid marks could be seen across four lanes of the road leading up to the building. EDIT: found the launch ramp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
45Doll 5,848 Posted November 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Underdog said: ... Lets ban Corvettes... Whoa! Now you've definitely crossed the line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted November 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said: EDIT: found the launch ramp. Rookies. Need to replace their divots. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dajonga 396 Posted November 11, 2019 29 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said: The story made FNC. I'm guessing still drunk (or massively hung over) from Sat night, speed (at least 120) and a deer were the ingredients for this crash. Hooper Ave sucks most of the time but not so much that early on a Sunday morning. There are no intersections or driveways where the skid marks start. The curve ahead on Hooper was not that bad, but at 150, they could have just hit a patch of sand and went sideways. The curb got the car off the ground, velocity and mass and a sloped embankment got it airborne. EDIT: found the launch ramp. Hey! That is my photo! They say the crash happened at 630. A local said he heard the crash. I got the call at 8am and was on scene at 830. The car jumped the median, then the curb, traveled about 100 feet down into this embankment and that was all she wrote. The car landed in building upside down and sideways. At the speed they were going, I wouldn't be surprised if the impact with the embankment killed them instantly. 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sniper 6,372 Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Scorpio64 said: found the launch ramp. Maybe they were trying to duplicate and recreate this jump: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raz-0 1,256 Posted November 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Handyman said: I saw that in the news. Guy must have been tearing it up to get that much air off a curb. Looking at the pics, they seem to catch air over the median and hit pavement again as witnessed by the skidmarks. That's some impressive physics to pole vault it off the curb 15 feet in the air. Looks like possibly upside down and backward to boot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 Holy knight rider Batman! That dukes of hazard level awesomeness! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,148 Posted November 11, 2019 Today, 2 families are in shock and immeasurable pain. They will soon be planning funerals - for a 22- and 23-year old - young guys barely out of their teen years that had their whole damn lives stretched in front of them. Every ounce of love their parents poured into them - all of that potential - gone in a split second. I've always thought I had an above-average sense of humor, but damn, something like this is far too grim and tragic for me to laugh about. I admit, guys... sometimes I don't get your gallows humor! 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said: Today, 2 families are in shock and immeasurable pain. They will soon be planning funerals - for a 22- and 23-year old - young guys barely out of their teen years that had their whole damn lives stretched in front of them. Every ounce of love their parents poured into them - all of that potential - gone in a split second. I've always thought I had an above-average sense of humor, but damn, something like this is far too grim and tragic for me to laugh about. I admit, guys... sometimes I don't get your gallows humor! It’s life... it happens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobA 1,235 Posted November 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said: Today, 2 families are in shock and immeasurable pain. They will soon be planning funerals - for a 22- and 23-year old - young guys barely out of their teen years that had their whole damn lives stretched in front of them. Every ounce of love their parents poured into them - all of that potential - gone in a split second. I've always thought I had an above-average sense of humor, but damn, something like this is far too grim and tragic for me to laugh about. I admit, guys... sometimes I don't get your gallows humor! It’s a defense mechanism needed to move forward. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
njJoniGuy 2,129 Posted November 11, 2019 And as Forest Gump said, "Stupid is as stupid does" 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 Harden up!? you can’t make up real sometimes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kc17 622 Posted November 11, 2019 Not that it matters, but it was reported the building was a former house turned into commercial building housing a realtor's office. Factoring in the length and location of the skids marks, size and location of what sent the vehicle through the air, they had to be moving close to the car's max speed (I believe). I could not locate braking specs after a quick search; aside from that an upgraded brake system was a factory option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dajonga 396 Posted November 11, 2019 Just now, kc17 said: Not that it matters, but it was reported the building was a former house turned into commercial building housing a realtor's office. Factoring in the length and location of the skids marks, size and location of what sent the vehicle through the air, they had to be moving close to the car's max speed (I believe). I could not locate braking specs after a quick search; aside from that an upgraded brake system was a factory option. One veteran cop on scene I was talking to off the record said he would guess the speed was around 140-150. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, dajonga said: One veteran cop on scene I was talking to off the record said he would guess the speed was around 140-150. Muscle! I would have stuck the landing on my Ktm jus sayen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobA 1,235 Posted November 11, 2019 I think we can all take a lesson here: If the big bad wolf had a Porsche when he got to the last little piggy's house he would have had enough Taylor Ham to go through two winters. 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BobA said: I think we can all take a lesson here: If the big bad wolf had a Porsche when he got to the last little piggy's house he would have had enough Taylor Ham to go through two winters. Pork roll dude! but that was linguistic magic! you win today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobA 1,235 Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Zeke said: you win today The leader board?? OMG! I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible..... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BobA said: The leader board?? OMG! I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible..... Ya, you are kinda a big deal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diamondd817 823 Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, dajonga said: Hey! That is my photo! They say the crash happened at 630. A local said he heard the crash. I got the call at 8am and was on scene at 830. The car jumped the median, then the curb, traveled about 100 feet down into this embankment and that was all she wrote. The car landed in building upside down and sideways. At the speed they were going, I wouldn't be surprised if the impact with the embankment killed them instantly. Got any more photos of the scene you can share? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites