Well, I'm on my way out- but until then...

[WhoisDuck 9]

Mellow greetings all- Long time lurker and reader out here in Ocean Co. Decided it was finally time to get into the mix and converse a bit, even though I've hopefully got less than a year left here. I spent most of last month touring the free states, so yeah it's time to go.  Until then though, might as well get a little more involved. Can't be sure I can contribute much, but only one way to find out lol

-Duck

[Ray Ray 3,566]

Go Duck yourself. 

[PK90 3,570]

0 Posts. 

[Zeke 5,504]

Welcome! Every bit helps. The ocean is made of a bazillion drops.

[WhoisDuck 9]

30 minutes ago, PK90 said:

0 Posts. 

Yes, 0 posts. I just got here man, hence the intro thread. 

[Sniper 6,372]

2 minutes ago, WhoisDuck said:

I just got here man, hence the intro thread. 

Well, let's just skip to the real important parts (by some people here):

Pork Roll or Taylor Ham?

Barbecue Ribs or Boiled Ribs?

 

[WhoisDuck 9]

1. Pork roll, unless I'm out of town and ordering it. 

2 Do people actually boil ribs? Is that a thing? I mean even if you're desperate, 2 sticks can make a fire to cook properly-  so I'm not sure if that's a trick question. 

[Sniper 6,372]

21 minutes ago, WhoisDuck said:

Do people actually boil ribs? Is that a thing? I mean even if you're desperate, 2 sticks can make a fire to cook properly-  so I'm not sure if that's a trick question. 

Sadly, it wasn't a trick question. It's real.

[voyager9 3,434]

47 minutes ago, WhoisDuck said:

2 Do people actually boil ribs? Is that a thing? I mean even if you're desperate, 2 sticks can make a fire to cook properly-  so I'm not sure if that's a trick question. 

Not a trick. How you answer will be THE critical factor as to your acceptance here.   You could admit you voted for Murphy and still be accepted if you answer correctly. 

[JT Custom Guns 957]

Welcome to the Funny Farm.......

[WhoisDuck 9]

I'm sorry, but if I said I voted for that poor excuse for an Irishman (didn't), I would not want to be accepted under any circumstances. I mean, I'm a fair handed guy, and maybe still use my left turn signal occasionally, but there are limits. 

[voyager9 3,434]

14 minutes ago, WhoisDuck said:

I'm sorry, but if I said I voted for that poor excuse for an Irishman (didn't), I would not want to be accepted under any circumstances. I mean, I'm a fair handed guy, and maybe still use my left turn signal occasionally, but there are limits. 

Don’t dodge the question..

[WhoisDuck 9]

1 hour ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Welcome to the Funny Farm.......

 

Thanks! It sure is interesting, I'm gonna have fun here. 

17 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Don’t dodge the question..

Pretty sure asking if it was serious implies an answer, but to clarify- Any food made of meat is best cooked over fire or steel grill. In times of desperation or laziness, foreman grill is passable. if nuclear option is called for, blowtorch. 

[PK90 3,570]

2 hours ago, WhoisDuck said:

Yes, 0 posts. I just got here man, hence the intro thread. 

Just commenting on the first post as not counting as 1. No offense intended.  Welcome.

[WhoisDuck 9]

Oh, I gotcha. I'm used to car forum guys using a low post count as a measure of like, value or credibility or something, as if you can't have a whole life before you join a forum lol. Didn't realize post 1 was actually post 0. Crap. I'm going to spend the next hour wondering if I'm even here.

[voyager9 3,434]

49 minutes ago, WhoisDuck said:

 

Thanks! It sure is interesting, I'm gonna have fun here. 

Pretty sure asking if it was serious implies an answer, but to clarify- Any food made of meat is best cooked over fire or steel grill. In times of desperation or laziness, foreman grill is passable. if nuclear option is called for, blowtorch. 

You

chose

correctly

 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

12 hours ago, WhoisDuck said:

 

Thanks! It sure is interesting, I'm gonna have fun here. 

Pretty sure asking if it was serious implies an answer, but to clarify- Any food made of meat is best cooked over fire or steel grill. In times of desperation or laziness, foreman grill is passable. if nuclear option is called for, blowtorch. 

Ok guys, put down the pitchforks and torches....he can stay. 
 

Howdy, Duck....welcome to hell. 

[WhoisDuck 9]

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Ok guys, put down the pitchforks and torches....he can stay. 
 

Howdy, Duck....welcome to hell. 

Thanks much! 

[Old Glock guy 1,127]

I count 7 posts on this thread. Why does his post count still say "zero"?  Does this thread not count?

In any event, welcome to our clubhouse.  Much to learn from this gang, and at the very least, we have a place to commiserate about how miserable life is in this god forsaken state. 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

Whatever you do, don’t mention pork roll to Mrs Peel.....

[fishnut 2,358]

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Whatever you do, don’t mention pork roll to Mrs Peel.....

Naaa mention it often, it's fun. 

@WhoisDuck  your answers are correct, welcome to the show. What states you looking to move to? The biggest regret I have from moving out of NJ is not doing it sooner!

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

7 minutes ago, fishnut said:

Naaa mention it often, it's fun.

Yeah, you’re right! 

[Sniper 6,372]

4 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

pitchforks and torches

Wait....

You just invented a new way to cook ribs!! 

[Old School 611]

Yep free states rule!  Only one problem.  Expenses are a wash.

What you save on taxes you spend on guns.

Just set up a digital night vision scope on my suppressed hunting rifle, zeroing today.

 

[Sniper 6,372]

36 minutes ago, Old School said:

Yep free states rule!  Only one problem.  Expenses are a wash.

What you save on taxes you spend on guns.

Sounds like a really horrible problem to have.

[WhoisDuck 9]

3 hours ago, fishnut said:

Naaa mention it often, it's fun. 

@WhoisDuck  your answers are correct, welcome to the show. What states you looking to move to? The biggest regret I have from moving out of NJ is not doing it sooner!

Well, I was really hoping for AZ. Mrs Duck and I met the best people and the overall attitude about not only 2A things, but all things, was just... realistic and responsible, if that makes sense. Realistically, too many things keep us from going so far just yet, so we're pretty sure NC is it. The upside is that the area of AZ we liked best had plots of land for sale cheap enough to have a small, spartan getaway without going completely broke. 

[Displaced Texan 11,742]

We are on the ‘countdown’ to get out of here too...we’re going back to Texas. 2 years from now. 
 

We already have a house squared away, and we are looking forward to being close to my side of the family, and to my ranch. 
 

As far as I’m concerned, it Can’t happen fast enough. 

[WhoisDuck 9]

what kills me is that I'm not completely miserable here. I've got some of the best friends a guy could ask for, I rent a small house from my crazy biker uncle who is the most decent dude alive, my neighborhood is pretty well squared away, and evenn though a hit awhile back landed me in a job that does't pay too well, I'm treated with more respect than any other job, ever. Sucks to leave but with most of the laws here being just as convoluted and pointless as the gun laws, clearly I'm not built for this place. 

[Zeke 5,504]

22 hours ago, voyager9 said:

You

chose

correctly

 

Choose your friends... wisely 

[gleninjersey 2,141]

On 11/16/2019 at 6:09 PM, WhoisDuck said:

 

Thanks! It sure is interesting, I'm gonna have fun here. 

Pretty sure asking if it was serious implies an answer, but to clarify- Any food made of meat is best cooked over fire or steel grill. In times of desperation or laziness, foreman grill is passable. if nuclear option is called for, blowtorch. 

If you were to make a fire to PROPERLY cook the meat do you find it necessary to use split wood for that fire or are you okay using regular old logs?