45Doll 5,848 Posted April 26, 2020 Over one million kegs of draft beer could go to waste! I have personally volunteered all my available isolation time to prevent this from happening. I'm now busy lining up my PPE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenday 323 Posted April 26, 2020 This could be the defining moment that unites the country. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brucin 918 Posted April 26, 2020 OH The humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voyager9 3,417 Posted April 26, 2020 47 minutes ago, 45Doll said: Over one million kegs of draft beer could go to waste! I have personally volunteered all my available isolation time to prevent this from happening. I'm now busy lining up my PPE. Even if 999,999 are Bud Lite? Oh wait, they said beer. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenday 323 Posted April 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, voyager9 said: Even if 999,999 are Bud Lite? Oh wait, they said beer. So I guess that means no Rocky Mountain Piss Water Coors Light either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel 7,148 Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, 45Doll said: I have personally volunteered all my available isolation time to prevent this from happening. I'm now busy lining up my PPE. And from the shadows... a hero emerges! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handyman 5,682 Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, 45Doll said: I have personally volunteered all my available isolation time to prevent this from happening. I'm now busy lining up my PPE. In an age of toilet paper shortages, beware the beer shizz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Handyman said: In an age of toilet paper shortages, beware the beer shizz. Kitchen spray nozzle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Displaced Texan 11,653 Posted April 26, 2020 While I’m not a beer drinker, I’ll step up and help avert this crisis by drinking all I can. We can’t let this go to waste. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Rizzo 59 Posted April 26, 2020 Count me in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackDaWack 2,894 Posted April 26, 2020 I know a few people who picked up kegs a couple weeks ago at serious discounts... I should probably check in with them to see if theyre still alive.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handyman 5,682 Posted April 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, JackDaWack said: I should probably check in with them to see if theyre still alive.. Beer has been known to frig people up (aside from causing one to make out with ugly chicks). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5832394/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 5,504 Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Handyman said: Beer has been known to frig people up (aside from causing one to make out with ugly chicks). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5832394/ I want that beer priapism thingy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
45Doll 5,848 Posted May 9, 2020 The crisis has deepened, and needs a solution now. Pitch in and do your part. We're all in this together! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jm1827 284 Posted May 9, 2020 Where are Bob and Doug McKenzie when you need them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites