I’m an outlaw. This is my confession. I will willfully break NJ Law, and I am unrepentant!
Specifically, I will violate the upcoming ban on single-use plastic bags. Like all dog owners, I recycle grocery store plastic bags exactly once. The upcoming ban on bags was going to pose a problem. My preferred solution of letting my dog poop on Murphy’s lawn a couple of times a day is impractical, due to distance. Instead, I ordered a year’s supply of grocery-store plastic bags from out-of-state. I wanted to get them in ahead of the May 4 ban, since our AG’s office has already demonstrated they have nothing better to do than send threatening letters to out-of-state vendors demanding they stop selling otherwise legal products to NJ residents.
Fortunately, my contraband slipped past the postal inspectors and made it to my house. Apparently, the Post Office is not yet employing polyethylene-sniffing dogs. The State Police have not yet descended on my home to make an example of me. After May 4, I can grab a handful of bags to take with me whenever I go to the store, then bring them home and relegate them to dog doodie.
I like to think that when future history books write of significant acts of civil disobedience, mine will be included. Perhaps in a new Top 5 list!
· The Sons of Liberty boarding ships and throwing chests of tea into Boston Harbor
· Mohandas Gandhi’s Salt March
· Rosa Parks’ refusal to move to the back of the bus
· Student protester blocking a tank column at Tiananmen Square
· 10X’s purchase of plastic bags for dog waste
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!