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Give the expired salt to the "Bitch in a ditch" above!

Sold.

Here's the Ugly Sweater runner-up.

Thought of you (the OP) when I saw this video:

I am located in South Jersey, in Cherry Hill. I will drive and meet halfway. Selling to streamline collection and discovered pistol optics and my eyes do not play well together. Laser Light Combos it is for me. Buyers must have NJ DL, NJ FID and PPPs. I will hold for a reasonable length of time for a PPP with a deposit. I may ask the same of you. Trading only for the following: G19x (looking for multiple) Ruger PCC 9mm with Aluminum MLOK Free Float Handguard Quality Modern AK Rifle 5.56 Uppers 16" or less H&K Handguns I will take partial trades plus cash on items, and I can make up cash value on your trade goods if need be. Three Factory 229A1 10rd Mags $100. Very lightly used. Arex Delta M Gen 2.0 9mm Two Tone (FDE/Black) Optic Ready Vortex Venom 3MOA installed. All the Arex polymer mounting plates, cleaning kit, lock, and extras are included in the box. Comes with 2 10/15rd pinned mags. A lovely little gun that shoots very well. Trying to streamline my handgun collection. Vortex Venom box and accessories included. Gun has less than 100rds through it. Functions perfectly. For Sale or Trade Value: $400 All sales or trades will be conducted at an agreed-upon FFL, with the responsible parties handling their fees. I pay mine, and you pay yours. Crossposted

I’ll see you bacon, eggs, and biscuit and raise you sausage, egg, and cheese scrambles with fresh made tortillas. Sans hot sauce, I love it, but it doesn’t love me at 2am.

Good morning.

That Sig M11a1 looks hot w/ the wood grips. If only this posting was earlier. My P2P's all accounted for. Good luck with the sale! What's round count?

My first thought was "Witch", but yours is more accurate.

I checked the MD portal a few times, but not every week. If there was a status change to "assigned" or something similar, I never saw it there. 9/20 applied and fingerprinted on the same day 10/7 rec'd letter that my fingerprint check passed 12/1 rec'd email that my application " has been granted final disposition" and a letter via mail would follow. Checked the portal on the same day and it said "approved". 12/10 rec'd permit via mail.

Fake. Someone on Reddit made that.

I found a label!

Buy me a package of Taylor Ham for Christmas…I wanna try this mythical product!

MD Permit: Applied and fingerprinted 9/31/22 Issued 12/1/22 Rec'd in mail 12/10/32. Something like 71 or 72 days to issue. In related NJ news... I applied for my NJ Permit on 8/6 Rec'd an email from the Superintendent's office that said it was sent to the court on 11/15 (after I sent a letter to his office). Somehow, it took over three weeks for the court to receive it on 12/7 (suspicious) I'm anticipating a hearing the third week of January. If that's correct, I'll be at about 130 days for NJ.

Nah. Peel loves me and deep down she knows we are right and it’s Pork Roll.

Update from Middlesex County… 8/15 applied 9/1 pd called and said mailed to court 9/15 pd called to say your notary stamp not there. The raised seal was, but not the rectangular box 10/3 given back with notary stamp in place 11/1 called criminal division at x. 88155. Person said it was sent up to the judge on 10/12. Couldn’t give a timetable but said to ‘um expect a call soon’. 12/9 got a letter from judge that no proof ownership included. Went to pd and they said I was the second person to receive that letter today and that it was bs.

No, you and your pork roller minions are absolutely NOT "right". But, yes, I must admit... I do love you.