TurnpikeTed

Boy, I'm glad global warming has absolutely nothing to do with fluctuating weather patterns, irregular tides, droughts, increased insect populations, and other mumbo jumbo that those witchdoctors called scientists claim nowadays.

Man, he's really gonna be missed around my household.

No matter who wins...Guns and Ammo prices are about to go up.

Eh... I'm in agreement with an old poster here. No way am I picking up a KelTec SUB 2000 when the Ruger PC Carbine --particularly the takedown--is available.

I agree with Eastwood. But with Connery going, it's like eh for me...

Whoa. I'd be happy with either. Congrats!

Looks like the dildo's a bit small...

I had a little micro-rant the other morning about this over coffee with my wife. But... she won when asked me what I was gonna do about it. Then told me to shut up and finish my cup.

That's damn fine pork roll.

Not gonna lie...I probably would have pooped a little if that kitty came barreling at me.

Definitely a bean man here. Heck, I'll eat beans in just about anything. Except green beans. I don't want to recognize them as beans.

For me, I love me some Okra in mine. Ain't a gumbo without IMHO. But what's your take on tomatoes? I prefer mine with some tomatoes--creole style.

Now that's some Que! Beautiful ring! Great Bark.

Nice flex, good ring. I'd prefer a bit more bark. But that's just me...looks freaking great. And I use mustard as binder on mine as well. Honestly, I'd slap someone for a few slices...

I mean, if we're giving away free Shockwaves... I'll definitely take one. Just saying.

Yeah, I'm a big fan of squirreling it away as well. Fortunately, my neurosis has paid off.

I think this is the right answer. There's a good chance the dude will just bugger off elsewhere. But if he keeps doing it, I'd definitely call the authorities, boot it, and call a towing service.