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Displaced Texan

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Everything posted by Displaced Texan

  1. Taylor ham....I’m a Texan and I know better than that.
  2. Howdy, and welcome!
  3. Howdy! Welcome back
  4. And I thought we were gonna be shooting pumpkins...
  5. I’ve done a chili thread before. Currently, I don’t have any venison...need to make a trip to the ranch and take a couple of deer. And a pig or two.
  6. Yeah baby!!!! Nice job.
  7. Hey, at least I feel guilty about it. Lol
  8. I can’t really think of the last time I cleaned my Citori. I have about a thousand rounds through it over various clay shoots. It keeps chugging along. Maybe I’ll make that my weekend project.
  9. Thanks to @High Exposure, I’m now carrying a Gerber Flatiron. To quote H.E., it’s ‘diabolical’. It doesn’t look it, but I’ve actually found it to be a good utility blade.
  10. The cat isn’t getting any attention, that’s the odd thing.
  11. Yep...I figured you be along in a little while...
  12. @gleninjersey will tell you to buy a Pontiac Grab Prix with a 3.8V6
  13. Gasoline and a match??? Just sayen... Seriously, signage. He probably doesn’t realize he’s parking on private property, or that it’s a problem. Tow companies won’t tow it unless it’s marked as no parking, private property.
  14. I though that WAS Joe!
  15. When you have nothing else to do, try this: PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "#$%*." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a "#$%*head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

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