Displaced Texan

Apparently you are not a man of good taste.

For Gods sake, don’t make pineapple meatloaf!

Yet, you continue to hang out with us....

Any time. It’s not really designed to be a clays gun...more of a ‘trunk gun’, with the short, 20” barrel. I figured that clays would be a good way to wring it out, and see what would make it fail. It is pretty soft shooting, and when it’s clean, so far it’s reliable.

@Bighungry618 says those will make your ass look good.

It’s been awhile since I’ve applied for pistol permits, but I do believe you need addresses and phone numbers. Check the forms on the website.

My employer gets contacted every time I apply for permits. They are in Texas (and most all of them, good GUN toting Texans!)...and they think it’s ‘cute’ that the NJ State Police calls them about ‘permission’ to buy a gun.

Now that’s what I’M taking about!!

And I bet your busy on Amazon looking for a set too...

Hey...it’s not gay if it’s underway. It’s only queer, tied to the pier. Ray Ray knows all about this. You were bending over and looking behind you....all seductively. You know you want it.

A quick ‘performance review’ on the CZ-712 Utility.. Ive has this little shotgun at a couple of clay shoots now. Between various other members and myself, I have 500+ rounds down range with it. I’m getting used to shooting it, for me, it requires a little different cheek wield than my Citori. I do like it. It points well...different than my o/u, but it’s nice. Follow up shots are fast. Near the end of day yesterday I stated to get malfunctions. I thought it was short stroking, after a little investigation I found the bolt wasn’t fully going into battery. I took it apart, and found the gas system was dirty as hell, and the piston wasn’t returning fully into the gas block. This caused the ‘short stroke’, because it wouldn’t allow the bolt to fully close...and thus..the hammer wouldn’t drop (good thing). it probably had close to 300 rounds fired through it yesterday. Most all of them cheap skeet/target loads. I had not cleaned the piston prior to yesterday’s outing. After a quick clean of the piston, it functioned perfectly. I really cleaned the crap out of it last night, ran a pipe cleaner through the gas ports, got all the accumulated crud off the piston, and oiled it up. Manually cycling, it’s smooth as silk. Until I get to take it out to play again for further testing, I’m going to attribute the malfunctions to be due to break in, and being dirty as hell. Overall, fun little shotgun for the money. Lesson learned about gas operated shotguns, they aren’t like an AR....keep it clean!

Zeke likes wearing pretty things...

Sure dude. Sure.

NOBODY should see Zeke in those....except @Bighungry618 And by the way, Eyeinstine....it worries me that you know about such things....

You just wanna wear yoga pants, Zeke.

WSM are nice, pellet smokers are nice. I use a Pit Barrel Cooker. I love this tool. $300 shipped to your door. The technique is slightly different than a traditional smoker, but my results have been excellent. Regardless of what smoker, or technique you use, a GOOD, instant read thermometer (and I also have a remote thermometer to measure brisket temperature, and smoker temperature), is a MUST!!

What scale are those?

That explains a lot

I didn’t know you were a lesbian...

Excellent condition with minor scratches and chain suck, as one would expect for a mountain bike. Fox Evo Float 29 fork. Fox Float CTD rear shock. Truvative B830 crankset. SRAM X9 rear derailer SRAM X7 trigger shifters. Arvid Elixr5 disk front disk brake. Shimano rear disk. Roval Traverse Fattie 29, alloy disc, 29” tubeless wheelset with Purgatory front tire, and Ground Control rear. Flat pedals. Frame size S This bike is in outstanding mechanical condition, and meticulously maintained. It’s an amazing bike, smooth as silk, fast, and nimble. I’m only selling it because I prefer riding hard tails. $2100, local pick up in Stratford, NJ.

Pray for peace. Prepare for war.

Feed me, Seymour!!