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Welcome to the community, always nice to see another south jersey person join up.

Interesting theory PizzaBob - would be nice to see some competition for it

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25." How I became a cop years ago.. It was all because one of the questions from the career placement test given applicants for job placement was: "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect!" Those who spelled "spine" become doctors...the rest of us went to the police academy... A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. The wife wasn't having a good time at the party. So, she came home early, alone. Her husband stayed on, socializing with important clients. As the woman walked into her house, she found Jervis by h...imself in the dining room. She called him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She turned to him and said, in the voice she knew he must obey, "Jervis, I want you to take off my dress." This he did, hanging it carefully over a chair. "Jervis," she continued, "now take off my stockings and garter belt." Again, Jervis silently obeyed. "Now, Jervis, I want you to remove my bra and panties." Eyes downcast, Jervis obeyed. Both were breathing heavily, the tension mounting between them. She looked sternly at him and said, "Jervis, if I ever catch you wearing my stuff again, you're fired!"

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His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." ... "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

anyone else who ordered get their deal email yet with instructions on how to redeem?

Disregard what I said completely then

Best deal I have found so far is on amazon, no holster to go with it though from amazon the only one they have is back ordered.

Thanks for the post I was just looking around amazon last night for something, just needed a little more encouragement to buy it.

Spray and Flee thats what I would do if I ever was ever prompted to use spray. Edit for grammar

On the upside to that when your done fighting and if convicted you get three hots and a cot with a chance to make lots of new friends and workout all day to improve your health. I like to look at the upside of things.

I would say no because they are two different devices not one. I don't know what the law reads exactly but according to the information that I copied from the website you can carry multiple devices as long as they are not individually over 3/4 oz. THIS IS WRONG REFER TO POST # 31

The Kimber is advertised for 13ft and disabling for up to 45 minutes, but everyone reacts differently to it so it could last 5 minutes, even then that gives you enough time to get away and call for help. Plus you still have a second shot of OC if you need it. http://www.kimberamerica.com/pepperblaster

My motto has always been Id rather be tried by 12 then carried by 6.

As far as limit goes i believe it has to be less then .75 oz (3/4 oz). Coppied from a website selling OC NEW JERSEY: Legal with restrictions. Any non-felon 18 or over may possess for your protection “one pocket-sized device which contains and releases not more than three-quarters of an ounce of chemical substance not capable of lethal use or of inflicting serious bodily injury, but rather is intended to produce temporary physical discomfort or disability through being vaporized or otherwise dispensed in the air”.

I would say the Kimber PepperBlaster II sounds like a good option here. Other then OC.... you can use whatever you can inside the house to defend yourself. "Tactical Pens" that don't cost a fortune can be useful as well as flashlights with beveled edges make good weapons. No permit needed for any of those three options.

Someones got butter fingers

I havent shot the CCI tactical but I have been shooting cci with copper plated round nose and it does leave less fouling. Theres still some there but not as much as shooting cci without the copper coating.

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "...PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

haha thats a great video

Welcome from the other side of the county!

My sense of humor does not reach all audiences. I thought it was funny because we are comparing and contrasting how other countries deal with illegal immigrants combined with our countries economic status. Political jokes are always a sensitive subject.