Michael Jackson is still dead.

Michael Jackson Died??? I hadn't heard about it!!!!

 

Actually I heard on the news today that people were commiting suicide because of his death. Give me a break...thats just a tad extreme.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco ...also still dead.

Actually I heard on the news today that people were commiting suicide because of his death.

Darwinism at it's best. Skimming the scum from the surface of the gene pool.

Don't shoot the messenger ... I just read this joke

 

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven GOD asked her if she would have 1 wish what will it be ... Farrah took her time and thought of what would be best for the world ..... she replied .... GOD I want all children on earth to be safe from harm...... GOD said.... that is very noble of you. Your wish is granted. Just like that, BAM! MJ died of unknown causes.

 

:roll:

MJ died of unknown causes.

Nope, He died of Food Poisoning... they found 12yr old nuts in his mouth.

since MJ was made of about 90% of plastic instead of a traditional disposal of the body they are going to melt him down and make Lego blocks out of him, this way young boys can play with him for a change.

Farrah and Michael died on the same day...

 

One @#$%^ majors the other @#$@% minors.

i heard they were gonna cremate him and put a little of him in sand boxes everywhere so he could still get up little boys shorts...

What did Michael Jackson and KMart have in common. The both have boys underwear half off.

 

If you are on a beach with MJ what don't you want to here? Hey get out of my sun!

 

Did you hear MJ was thinking about redoing an elton john song? Don't let your son go down on me.

 

and lastly

 

What college was thinking of giving MJ a honorary degree???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bring'em Young University.

Ok guys.... getting borderline.... if dont have anything nice to say about mj... dont say it at all.... for the next few days.

 

lol. otherwise keep it within reason. work filters pick up some keywords. =P

HAHAHAHA I love it. Now I have some new jokes to tell at work tomorrow.

wow, just wow

Just glad I can help.