THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

 

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was

enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his

veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have

any more children.

 

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy

that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly

alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,

(fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer

can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

 

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool

in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can

next to my ear is going to help me.'

 

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5'

 

At which point he paused, placed the beer

can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

 

This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky, Louisiana ,

Oklahoma, Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West

Virginia , North, Carolina, some parts of Michigan, and Washington DC.

I dont get it... why would he pause and put it between his legs?

He can't count without using his fingers, and if he tries counting on the same hand, he'll forget what he was up to.

 

that's racist

He can't count without using his fingers, and if he tries counting on the same hand, he'll forget what he was up to.

 

 

 

duh. =)

 

ok.

that's racist

 

NAH - the hill billy is obviously white therefore any jokes directed at him are perfectly fine. :roll:

Yeh, it just goes one way!

that's racist

 

NAH - the hill billy is obviously white therefore any jokes directed at him are perfectly fine. :roll:

The cues from the story make it obvious...

 

He drinks beer from a can

Even though they're cousins, they're actually married

All 11 kids are with the same woman

 

There, one more sin I'll need to be forgiven for next week. Stop tempting me. I only have limited will power, and I'm using it all up trying not to verbally abuse Matt for the next few days.

The comments in this thread are almost funnier than the joke

that's racist

 

NAH - the hill billy is obviously white therefore any jokes directed at him are perfectly fine. :roll:

The cues from the story make it obvious...

 

He drinks beer from a can

Even though they're cousins, they're actually married

All 11 kids are with the same woman

 

There, one more sin I'll need to be forgiven for next week. Stop tempting me. I only have limited will power, and I'm using it all up trying not to verbally abuse Matt for the next few days.

 

Now why in the world would you want to take a couple days off from that????

You guys gotta remeber, these same hillbillys are on ourside.