Didn't this guy learn anything from bill clinton?

 

And again this shows how evil women can be..

 

http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports- ... ger.Woods/

 

Tiger Woods said he let his family down with ``transgressions'' he regrets ``with all of my heart,'' and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

 

His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.

 

``I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,'' Woods said on his Web site. ``I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.''

 

Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.

 

``I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart,'' he said.

 

``I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves,'' Woods said. ``For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.''

 

The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters - two months before Woods' wife, Elin, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.

 

Woods: 'I am not without fault'

About three hours before Woods' statement, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail - provided by Grubbs - that Woods left on her phone on Nov. 24, three days before his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home in Florida.

 

Woods has been subjected to more media headlines during the last week than when he first won the Masters in 1997 and set off the first wave of Tigermania. He has spoken only three times through his Web site, although this was his longest posting.

 

``Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means,'' Woods said. ``For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives.''

 

And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were ``utterly false and malicious.''

 

``Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect,'' he wrote.

 

His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident - without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.

 

The story soon shifted from a patrol investigation to sordid allegations into his personal life.

 

In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:

 

``Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.''

 

The Associated Press could not confirm Woods was the caller.

Who really cares? As far I'm concerned his business is his own. People who look to celebrities as role models are mixed up regardless. The fact that he's lived in a world of privacy since he began his stardom is a testament to the fact that he wants his own privacy. I think it's actually kind of pathetic with all of this coverage while so many other things are happening... Like the upcoming surge that has not really been explained by our commander in chief... Or the looming threat of a hostile Iran (I really think things are going to finally get ugly)... Or the continuing economic issues. Oh well

That is what i meant, he should have kept his mouth shut.

Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

 

What is the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

 

I hear Tiger

This might belong in the joke thread, but...

 

-Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

 

-How many times did Tiger Woods wife bash him with a golf club? .... FORE!

 

-It was the black guy in him that bought the Cadillac ... and the Asian guy in him that crashed it

(if you're offended by that, take it up with Wanda Sykes)

What do a Cadillac and a Nike Driver both have in common????

 

Tiger Woods ends up in the woods with both of them.

She maybe crazy, but I'd still hit it!

She maybe crazy, but I'd still hit it!

watch out, she'll hit you :shock:

She maybe crazy, but I'd still hit it!

watch out, she'll hit you :shock:

 

Ehhh she's tiny, it can't be that bad

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Swedes.

You think his 98 million in media revenue will stay with him? That was probably his worry all along.

 

Can you see Gatorade hanging around? Maybe since their current ad catch phrase is....

 

Gatorade. Is it in you?

This knuckle head left a voice mail on his GF'S phone.. :naughty:

 

He will definatly find out how evil a woman can be now...And their is 3 of them.. :doh:

 

The player is about to be played.. :pray: