Check out Chad's profile picture. I think he has finally seen the light!! You should all join him in this quest to put the greatest human on this planet into office

 

I vow to allow concealed carry in every state, and to get rid of these silly assault rifle ban laws as well.

 

And I vow to have Corslime hung by his privates for what he has done to NJ, to send a message to politicians that they work for the people, not for their own agendas!!

 

My Name is Matt and I approve of this message!

quest to put the greatest human on this planet into earth

First thing we have to do is get you a teleprompter. Then teach you to read.

quest to put the greatest human on this planet into earth

First thing we have to do is get you a teleprompter. Then teach you to read.

 

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

 

Matthew why do you not have an avatar?

LOL. Matt for president. That's a good one, wait. let me go get my checkbook out to make a donation to the campaign trail. :laughing-rofl: :laughing-rofl: :laughing-rolling:

Perfect choice when we become an Idiocracy.

 

K

Perfect choice when we become an Idiocracy.

 

K

 

I peer into my "Wayforward Machine" and we join the scene at the White House. Matt, is inside and the chief of staff is approaching the door with important news.

 

He knocks...Knock...Knock...

 

I recorded Matt's response...

 

http://thewellrats.com/malbor2/taa/batin.mp3

Well, considering you started a thread to praise yourself, I would say you are well on your way to Public Office.

 

Would your Cabinet have to SKIP to the War Room?

All military personnel will be issued these fabulous new rifles...

 

and all branches of service will have fabulous new designer uniforms...

 

It'll be just fabulous .

 

K

You should all join him in this quest to put the greatest human on this planet into earth

 

 

 

:doh:

quest to put the greatest human on this planet into earth

First thing we have to do is get you a teleprompter. Then teach you to read.

Well played, Ken.

Matt's first military victory will be repealing don't ask/don't tell and replacing it with please ask/please tell.

As President, Matt will see to it that the entire defense budget will be redirected to this one weapon.

 

oh man did I set myself up for this one!! I really need to start proof reading my posts, nahhh then you guys would never have any fun!!

 

I'm at school now, I'll check out all the links later tonight for a good laugh!

I bet Pres. Matt would pump a lot of federal money into dicks to keep it up and running. I am talking about the sporting goods store of course.

Nope I would just give you an FFL Chad since you have enough guns to supply us all with new or practically new guns since you never shoot

There's a fine line, and umm Chad, I think you crossed it man.

:?: :?: :?:

 

close to the line...

 

but I got to stand up for chad today though.... He did come out to dicks... and did shoot 2 of his rifles. =)