Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

 

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

 

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

 

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline, the suicide helpline.

 

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck !!!

LMAO good one...

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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