The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think

 

25 to life would be appropriate. Leno

 

 

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno

 

 

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

 

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien

 

 

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

 

A: A fund raiser. Leno

 

 

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

 

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman

 

 

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the oceanand it started to sink, who would be saved?

 

A: America! Fallon

 

 

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

 

A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

 

 

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

 

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

Thanks! Those are great.

Funny stuff

This is my favorite, unfortunately it might already be too late to sink them....

 

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

 

A: America!

 

Thanks,

Jimmy

Hahaha love the mcdonalds one!