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Phone Talk Joke

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got this in my email today. Thought it was cute enough to share.

 

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The

devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so

Putin writes him a check.

 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she

is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so

she writes him a check.

 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

 

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

 

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has

gone to hell, so it's a local call

ha ha. Just got the same joke and was gonna post it. Beat me to it.

ha ha. Just got the same joke and was gonna post it. Beat me to it.

 

where do you think I got it.

 

 

:doh:

 

I had just sent that out. You were quick to get it on here before me.

I like dat joke, it be funny!

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