But then you gotta push the woman off the bed in the middle of the night when the dog starts barking...

 

ugh..

LOL True

 

At least she will wake up then

Sucks for anyone that has a platform bed.

 

I do have a huge issue with the comment "Now the safest place to keep your guns is where you keep your money."

 

:roll:

 

Just wait till the house is set on fire, or cleaning lady comes. It is a novel idea, but the actual locks and mechanisms dont seem tooo secure.

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cheesy lock anyone could pick. And that is why the real safes use combo tumblers.

And what crook doesn't look under the Bed, What is the old saying, Stuff your mattress with cash, It did not become a clich