It looks like the Russians know how to deal with the problem. 8-) http://www.cleveland.com/world/index.ssf/2010/05/pirates_have_all_died_russia_s.html

+1 to russians..

"We don't know what happened. We let them go, they got into their boat and sailed away. Then there was a mysterious explosion near the horizon. We hurried to see what happened, but there was no trace of the boat or its passengers. No debris, no survivors, not even an oil slick. Really, we have no clue. Really. "

 

Gotta love it.

That's great. You know if the US Navy did that, American born citizens of Somali decent and some other protest groups would cry foul and b*tch about the "disappearance" of the pirates.

Maybe all the tankers should put up Russian flags while sailing through the dangerous areas. "F with our ships and you will die!" :twisted:

The Russians are all standing around looking at their watches while the Pirates in shock that they were freed, sail away.

 

It'd make a great SNL skit as the Russians are pushing them to hurry up and get on their boat.

Come on, why do you assume the Russians sank/bombed/destroyed the boat? We are civilized people and those god fearing Somali pirates deserve their day in court.

 

I was really looking forward to them being in a Russian jail cell with Ivan the Nazi Skinhead.

Here's a visual...

 

The pirates climb into their boat while the Russian crew watches. As soon as the pirates are out of sight, the Russians start tossing rubles into a "when will it blow?" pool.

 

They all watch their watches, each one hoping to win the money.

 

BOOM!!!!!

 

Out comes the vodka.

 

"Nostrovia, tovarich!!" Big party.

 

Nicely done.

"they just died" THIS is a country that KNOWS how to deal with people that f|_|ck with them.. what do we do in the US :roll: we send illegals home with almost 150 THOUSAND dollars because we held him too long.. :x what does Russia do? sends them home in pieces.. I am willing to bet it will be a cold day in Somalia before any pirates decide to board ANY Russian ships again..

Don't forget our Somali pirate. He's getting not only three hots and a cot.

But dental and meds

Free tutoring by his very own wahhabi Islamic extremist Imam

His legal work to become a us citizen prepared free by the ACLU

And signed copy of Michel Obama's newest book !!!

That ought to teach these sobs not to mess with the US of A

Honestly, this is a proud day for me to be of Russian heritage. You just cant fuck with people's lives like that.

"they just died" THIS is a country that KNOWS how to deal with people that f|_|ck with them.. what do we do in the US :roll: we send illegals home with almost 150 THOUSAND dollars because we held him too long.. :x what does Russia do? sends them home in pieces.. I am willing to bet it will be a cold day in Somalia before any pirates decide to board ANY Russian ships again..

 

They will put a picture of the Russian flag on all the pirates boats so they know who not to f*ck with.

honestly, I would be ok with Russia just invading Somalia as a preemptive strike. .... ok, maybe it is a little far.

 

I am sure the global intelligence agencies know exactly where the pirate cells are located... why dont we just carpet bomb those places?

 

I would even be proud enough to enroll just to do that.

Dead pirates tell no tales, so does anyone really care what happened?? Other than to find out how they did it so others can do the same thing... BRAVO Russia, I will buy them a nice Vodka...

HA! Gotta say, I called it 5 days ago!

 

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I'm pretty sure that's what the Russians did. Apparently, there were a few "legal glitches," so the pirates had to be "set free." Why do I not see Russians "setting free" any pirate-type criminal? My money is that the skinnies got swimming lessons.