Okay, I'll start.

 

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from

across Pennsylvania Avenue. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and

said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer

president and no longer resides here."

 

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

 

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the

same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no

longer president and no longer resides here."

 

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very

same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President

Obama."

 

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and

said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to

speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the

president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

 

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love

hearing it."

 

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

what a nice day that will be.

Hmmmm Hmmmm Hmmm Barack Hosien Obama!

Instead of getting paid on Wednesdays like usual, we have to go to accounting and request the check.

F'em, I have direct deposit.

Yet one more way to show a general lack of respect for the people that actually do the work.

Instead of getting paid on Wednesdays like usual, we have to go to accounting and request the check.

F'em, I have direct deposit.

Yet one more way to show a general lack of respect for the people that actually do the work.

 

Huh?