LOL There is a new show on TLC. Its about Mall Cops in the Mall of America. They even have there own K-9 Unit. Wow. Here is a scene. Could be interesting.

 

http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/mall-co ... crazy.html

If you have the time you MUST read this entire webpage. I think it is transcribed or copied from a forum.

 

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

by far one of the funniest things I have come across in awhile

LOL There is a new show on TLC. Its about Mall Cops in the Mall of America. They even have there own K-9 Unit. Wow. Here is a scene. Could be interesting.

 

http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/mall-co ... crazy.html

 

omg.. i can not imagine that at least having SOME entertainment value.. lol

 

If you have the time you MUST read this entire webpage. I think it is transcribed or copied from a forum.

 

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

by far one of the funniest things I have come across in awhile

 

i read two seconds of it and was almost hysterical.. will read more later.. lol

it's painful to watch.. wanta bee cop's :roll:

it's painful to watch.. wanta bee cop's :roll:

 

more like cops to be for the most part anyway.

it's painful to watch.. wanta bee cop's :roll:

it's an honest living. just because they didn't go through basic training at the police academy, doesn't mean they can't be any good at policing. they're still security officers, just without law enforcement powers.

it's painful to watch.. wanta bee cop's :roll:

 

more like cops to be for the most part anyway.

 

Exactly! I worked security at Great Adventure for a few years and most of the guys on my shift were like me....18-20 y/o, college student, and a future in LE -OR- they were retired LEO's. Now, after a ton of waiting/anxiety/interviews/polygraphs/water boarding I'm going to be starting the central VA police academy in July... extremely excited. BUT the knowledge and experience I gained from working security at 6 flags is invaluable. As a security officer, you completely rely on your verbal and mental skills to diffuse situations NOT compliance by force. Not to mention perfecting my report writing skills and radio codes/etiquette...

WOW................. :doh:

WOW................. :doh:

 

 

Oh yeah.... :shock:

Jeebus that's funny as hell. If I walk through a mall and someone has a G36 I'm going in the other direction and not coming back. Ever.

That lipstick and eye shadow he was wearing clashed with his flannel shirt. A good beating with a PF24 would fix that.

Considering Malls All across the country gather large amounts of people which would be easily considered a possible terrorist target, I would think they would allow security be trained to carry in malls for homeland security purposes.

Considering Malls All across the country gather large amounts of people which would be easily considered a possible terrorist target, I would think they would allow security be trained to carry in malls for homeland security purposes.

 

Agreed, however have you seen half of the people who are "securing" the malls. I wouldn't trust them to tie their own shoes.

Ill probably get killed out here for this one but....I love to bust on the mall ninjas more than anyone else...But if that makeup guy in the video went nuts, who is the first guy you think gets popped ? Not the cop, not the shopper...but the poor old brunt of all our jokes...The mall ninja !

Considering Malls All across the country gather large amounts of people which would be easily considered a possible terrorist target, I would think they would allow security be trained to carry in malls for homeland security purposes.

 

Agreed, however have you seen half of the people who are "securing" the malls. I wouldn't trust them to tie their own shoes.

 

considering half of them want to be police officers, I would think they would be able to handle carrying a firearm and being trained on the cautions of being able to carry that firearm in public. On top of that, upon obtaining a firearm carry permit you would have to go through a lot of background checks, fingerprints, drug screens, training, ect. If security passes all of the courses, and checks they should be able to carry, however I think it should be optional.

 

The pluses to this would be:

 

-Better Experience for a Future in Law Enforcement

 

-Increased Payrate

 

-Probably Class II Police Powers

 

-CCW Permit (while on duty)

 

-Better means of protecting the public during an armed confrontation

 

among others.

google "Gecko45"

google "Gecko45"

 

Forgot all about that. Definitely a good read for some laughs.

google "Gecko45"

 

 

Yeah thats the idiot from the link I posted. It almost seems like it could be fake since it's so unreal.

google "Gecko45"

 

 

Yeah thats the idiot from the link I posted. It almost seems like it could be fake since it's so unreal.

 

 

Gecko was absolutely Fake..A fact wehich way too many people were slow to pick up on...he did make for some laughs though. He's the mallcop version of Gunkid, who unfortunately was all too real (John Melvin Davis gets out of Federal prison this Coming October) and one of the biggest jagoffs to ever pollute the bandwidth.

where did this term "mall ninja" come from?

where did this term "mall ninja" come from?

 

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mall%20ninja