three different groups of people in my town trying to convert me to believe in the "mother god"... I don't even know what religion it is but damn they are really going after my town... and I guess I look like i'm still impressionable, ha!

Just watch out for the Flying Spaghetti Monsterists (Pastafarians). They'll try to convert you into a pirate.

Just watch out for the Flying Spaghetti Monsterists (Pastafarians). They'll try to convert you into a pirate.

 

They tried that with me but I threw a smoke bomb and disappeared. Too Ninja for them!

Tell them to wait while you go get a fresh beer. Come back with a chair, sit down, crack open a cold one, and ask them to provide proof before you agree to believe anything. Sit back and enjoy!

They come to my door every weekend. The same two people.

Dig a fall pit in your yard, complete with pungi sticks. If they're persistant, put poop on the ends of the pungi's so they get infections.

Tell them to wait while you go get a fresh beer. Come back with a chair, sit down, crack open a cold one, and ask them to provide proof before you agree to believe anything. Sit back and enjoy!

 

I did that 20 years ago to a Jehovah, I was 19 in the middle of lifting and wearing a Metallica Kill'em All shirt. To his credit he was gentleman as he went on like a lunatic.

This reminds me of the time I answered the door to a jahova's witness.. I had my ozzfest shirt on with a big picture of a devil grabbing his nuts, and they got a laugh out of it also.. couldn't stop laughing as I was talking to them.

Answer your front door with your balls out. They will never bother you again.

Answer your front door with your balls out. They will never bother you again.

The sad part is all of these encounters have happened while I was walking down the street!