"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate." --Jay Leno

 

"America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask." --Jay Leno

 

"Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it." --Conan O'Brien

 

"Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser." --Jay Leno

 

"Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners." --David Letterman

 

"Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!" --Jimmy Fallon

 

"Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers." --Jimmy Kimmel

 

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road." --David Letterman

All of those are great.

Finally, I am all for picking on everyone, this guy should be no different.

Funny stuff. Obama has really become the biggest joke of them all!

Excellent post, I will look for the list I have, this should be a long thread I think

You know things are bad when Jon Stewart starts to rag on Obama

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episod ... louis-c-k-

Sure took a while. It was hands off for what- 2 years? The guy is a joke and I look forward to the next election. I don't care who runs against him, they got my vote. I have never driven a political bumper sticker in my life or had a sign on my lawn but I assure you that will change.

 

How about the Muslim terrorists? Can we ridicule them in public yet? Or will they declare jihad in Bricktucky? I'm ready.