First let me say I did not write this and I am not sure who did. It is something my brother just sent me in an email and thought I would share. Its really funny and not to be taken seriously. So If you own any of these gun or calibers, Don't get offended. LOL

 

M14/M1A: Clunky, heavy, and overpowered. Essentially a Garand tarted up with a removable magazine, in a half-baked attempt to adapt a 19th century rifle design philosophy to the mid-20th century. Most often named as favorite infantry rifle by people who never had to hump a 10-pound wood-stocked rifle with lots of sharp protrusions and no collapsible anything on a three day exercise, or try to make it through a firefight with the standard battle load of five 20-round magazines.

 

AK-47: Crude and inaccurate bullet thrower designed by and for illiterate peasants. Chambered in a caliber that manages to cut the ballistics of a proper .30-caliber battle rifle in half without passing on any weight savings to the grunt. Ergonomics only suitable for Russian midgets. Archaic cable trigger spring, crummy sights, no sight radius to speak of, no bolt hold-open device, and a clumsy safety. Favorite infantry rifle of Middle Eastern goat herders, guys named Abdullah, and backwoods militia types who like the fact that it shoots cheap ammo and has ballistics like their familiar .30-30.

 

H&K G-3/HK-91: Ergonomics of a railroad tie. No bolt release, and a locking system that requires three men and a mule to work the cocking handle. Fluted chamber that mauls brass, and violent bolt motion that dings the brass that didn

I don't see Mosin Nagants/7.62x54R mentioned

Very funny... I love the one about how the Glock is used by gang bangers because it rhymes with short words.

HOW DARE HE ATTACK MY .45?! I... he...

 

...he makes a few good points...

this is pretty old. i think its been on this site before.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!