The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

 

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

 

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

 

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

Here's the hat.

 

US BORDER PATROL

 

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

 

But

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

 

Considering what you drive, you should know something about that, right?

Ok - I am new here. What do you drive sirsloop?

2000 P71 Crown vic ex-VA state trooper... blue/silver with the factory spotlight and bull bar

 

I love the hat, but considering what I drive I take a little extra care not to get arrested for impersonating.

I wonder if its considered impersonating a police officer if you wear that around?

 

Considering what you drive, you should know something about that, right?

LMAO

He drives an ex-cop Crown Vic. Still has the spotlight! Awesome 8-)

He drives an ex-cop Crown Vic. Still has the spotlight! Awesome 8-)

 

 

And the keys in his car work!

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

 

faiiiil boooat.

my 97' f250 is 100% manual keys. Not even a chip in em. I get copies for $1.50 and leave them with my parents, girlfriend, a spare key set, all around my house....you can even store them under water indefinatly!

cheap

Simplicity is a beautiful thing!

When I'm wearing my NJ State Police hat and look at other cars they tend to slow down and move over

2000 P71 Crown vic ex-VA state trooper... blue/silver with the factory spotlight and bull bar

 

I love the hat, but considering what I drive I take a little extra care not to get arrested for impersonating.

 

The more I read your posts the more I like you!

WHERE can I get a hat like that!! :mrgreen:

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=414691

And the keys in his car work!

 

Yeah, got me there. I actually got it fixed-- It was caused by the key getting wet through the crack in the plastic. Bummer! Had to get towed, but they didn't charge me for the towing. I think they more than made up for it in the price of the key, though.

 

This one I'm keeping dry.

 

Rhino-Line it