the time has come

 

X Strong for me... anything to prevent a blow through

I dont like elbows in back so extra soft for me.

Is this really how far we've fallen?

absolutely... you vote yet?

Is this really haw far we've fallen?

 

 

 

 

A true measure that a forum has reached bottom..... is the old toilet tissue thread....

No option for "use hand" so I didn't vote.

extra soft, none of that public bathroom sandpaper crap for me!!

John Wayne toilet paper: rough, tough, and doesn't take shit offa nobody.

Old Shower towel isn't there, So I didn't vote.

Yeah, forget toilet paper, I use 300 grit and a can of xylene.

 

BUT WAIT: the real question is, do you mount the roll OVER or UNDER?

Oh wait.....

 

you forgot ....

 

Crumple or Fold?

 

 

PLEASE DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I really want to lock this stupid thread.....

good idea... we can open another one about ground zero mosques

Roll over, fold!

 

You forgot the option for Bidet!

White Scott tissue only for me. I don't know where that falls on the charts with regards to abrasiveness. Seems to have the best balance between "getting the job done" and not "jamming up the bowl". Roll must always go over the top and I'm definatly a crumpler.

 

 

Who reads on the bowl? I have a magazine rack in my bathroom. :ugeek:

good idea... we can open another one about ground zero mosques

 

 

that was pretty funny..

I had to read some of the posts to see what this was for... DUH on my part

I'm not really keen on the "accidental prostate exam" so i'm going to vote for the strong stuff.

that should get the subject killed

White Scott tissue only for me. I don't know where that falls on the charts with regards to abrasiveness. Seems to have the best balance between "getting the job done" and not "jamming up the bowl". Roll must always go over the top and I'm definatly a crumpler.

 

 

Who reads on the bowl? I have a magazine rack in my bathroom. :ugeek:

 

Me too on all counts!

When you're as abrasive as I am, some parts HAVE to be soft.

I prefer baby wipes. Nothing gets you cleaner

"You can shake it;

You can squeeze it;

You can bang it on the wall.

But you have to pull up your pants;

Before the last drop will fall."

 

"Here I sit in a misty vapor

Some damn fool stole the toilet paper

My bus is late and I cannot linger

Lookout butt here comes my finger"

 

"All turds longer than 6 inches must be lowered by hand"

 

"A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper. There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read: "When you go to the bathroom, wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through this hole and it will be thoroughly cleaned."

 

The man did exactly what the sign said, but when he stuck his finger through the hole, someone at the other side slapped two bricks together against his finger and because of the pain he stuck his finger in his mouth and started to suck on it. "

 

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody."

Who reads on the bowl? I have a magazine rack in my bathroom. :ugeek:

 

thats what my nook is for.. and i found this nook wallpaper that expresses that opinion:

 

http://www.nook-look.com/nookfiles/preview/1735

Long ass strip of extra soft, folded over 4x. Yeah, I use way too much TP. So much TP that I keep the plunger next to the toilet and most dumps have so much paper they need a little help from the plunger to go down. What can I say, I like it soft and it's worth the trouble!

extra soft for the win.

 

how can you wipe with the tough paper? yuck, it is like scratching your butt.

 

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