Every forum needs one of these!

 

You know the drill. Try to keep it to a 10 word minimum, 4 sentence maximum for the best readability. I shall begin:

 

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

Ok..... can we go back to the toilet paper thread?

or the zombie apocalypse?

Come on, I can't let the toilet paper thread go down as the most pointless thread on this forum. You're either in or you aren't.

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

threads, toliet paper, zombies, and the endless story ....

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

 

dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn,

There once was a wise old man who was known only as "Ol' Salty" to those that were lucky enough to meet him. Once day he was on his way back to his boat when he came across...

 

This fat ugly hooker named Sugar. She only had three...

 

dollars in her pocket and Ol Salty had money to burn,

 

 

He grabbed a five dollar bill out of his pocket and asked if she

had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to...

had ever been asked to use a peg-leg to...

 

play a game of.......

"Who's Got My Wood?"

"Who's Got My Wood?"

 

 

Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his......

Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"Who's Got My Wood?"

 

 

Before she could answer, A horde of Zombies appeared, Ol Salty being a Vietnam vet, Took out his......

 

cell phone and texted his North Jersey Zombie ellimination squad and they

, being highly trained zombie hunters, immediately mobilized and raced to the scene. They discovered that their weapons

were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away.

were totally ineffective, so they asked Sugar to strip naked and scare them away.

 

 

As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a......

This thread is about as useful as the "say something about the person above you thread"

dont like dont post...back to the story.

 

As she peeled off her knickers, to everyones surprise, out popped a...

 

Bowie knife! Sugar proceeded to commie charge the zombies, but she tripped just before reaching the horde. Ol Salty grabbed his

870 marine magnum and proceeded to...

blast away at the shuffling hordes of the undead, After firing his last shot he grabbed a....

... entrenching spade, decapitating the last human zombie in sight. But there was still the problem of hundreds of pesky little...

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

 

 

spaceship, leaving the b**** behind!

...chunks of living zombie flesh jumping around! Hence...

 

 

He grabbed Sugar and threw her to the ground using her as a stepping stone to make his way to his.....

 

 

spaceship, leaving the b**** behind!

 

But Sugar had a suprise of her own, her and other zombie crew

were extremely turned on by peglegged, shotgun weilding pirates. So...

They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to

They chased after Him and boarded their spaceship armed with an arsenal of dildos. With KY in hand they proceeded to

 

 

shove the KY lubricated dildo up old Salty's left nostril, yelling take that you #^&$@! &^#(&%! $@&*$@!

He responded by poking them in the eyes, three stooges style, and slapping them in the face with a wet paintbrush he was using to fix up the interior of the ship...