So I just read a report that Stephen Hawking is coming out with a new book entitled "The Grand Design" which will argue different points about the big-bang theory and how the universe was created with gravity and the laws of physics...yada yada yada. As I was leaving the page I couldn't help but think that even though his neuro muscular dystrophy is a cruel and savage disease, how much fun would it be to change the voice from day to day on his computer generated voice synthesizer? One day you can make him sound like Mickey Mouse, the next a homeboy from the getto, maybe the next dirty sanchez...the list goes on.

There is a good Family Guy episode along those lines where the Physics professor is in a wheelchair and has a voice modulator, talks gangster and picks up the ladies. Funny stuff.