I pulled up to a stoplight behind a Red Chevy Trailblazer this morning. It's back window was adorned with various hunting and fishing stickers and the NRA logo sticker. Hanging from the trailer hitch was a set of large chrome plated testicles. YOu could not help but notice. What sort of person thinks thats OK when it's plainly visible for people of all ages both male and female. My wife thought it was in poor taste and I had my 3 year old daughter in the car ann am not quite ready to explain the birds and bees to her yet.

I am of the opinion it does not portray NRA members, hunters or fishermen in a positive light.

So which one of you was it ?

Probably the one with the sense of humor.

 

Birds and bees are a lot different than anatomy.

 

I pulled up to a stoplight behind a Red Chevy Trailblazer this morning. It's back window was adorned with various hunting and fishing stickers and the NRA logo sticker. Hanging from the trailer hitch was a set of large chrome plated testicles. YOu could not help but notice. What sort of person thinks thats OK when it's plainly visible for people of all ages both male and female. My wife thought it was in poor taste and I had my 3 year old daughter in the car ann am not quite ready to explain the birds and bees to her yet.

I am of the opinion it does not portray NRA members, hunters or fishermen in a positive light.

So which one of you was it ?

How do you explain male dogs to your daughter? I have no problem with it.

"Birds and bees are a lot different than anatomy. "

 

+1

It's a persons constitutional right to hang balls from their truck, just like it's their right to own firearms. I wouldn't put them on my vehicle because I feel it's in poor taste, but that's my opinion. Your daughter doesn't know what it is, tell her anything if she asks, or explain simple anatomy. Like the kid in "Kindergarten Cop" boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Eh, let the guy do his thing... Dont let it reflect on you when it is a reflection on himself.

It's a persons constitutional right to hang balls from their truck

 

Okay, I know that this post was meant to be serious, but I almost crapped myself laughing at that.

Dennis & Deena were discussing these on 101.5 a few days ago. Basically saying "This truck is so awesome it has balls"..... eh.

Has nothing to do with firearms, hunting and such. They started as "truck nuts". It started with gusy with huge, jacked up and lifted trucks to hang from. Kinda like a big bull. It doesn't bother me and I wouldn't put them on my truck but hey, to each his own. People still have mullets.

Hanging a set of balls on a truck or trailer originated from cattle haulers so they know which trailer to load the males, or bulls.

Hanging a set of balls on a truck or trailer originated from cattle haulers so they know which trailer to load the males, or bulls.

 

that kind of makes sense, only in the south..

I thought is was so you could tell if the truck was male or female.

I thought is was so you could tell if the truck was male or female.

 

Truck nuts are banned in a few states

www.trucknutz.com ....... Just in case

For your motorcycle ..............biker ballz

seems like a trashy thing to do...Ive seen them and think they are kinda dumb....like putting a plastic flamingo on your lawn....

It doesn't bother me and I wouldn't put them on my truck but hey, to each his own.

 

You shouldn't hang them on your truck, it doesn't have any!!!!!

like putting a plastic flamingo on your lawn....

 

C'mon man - totally different class!

 

Now thats grabbing the bull by the horns...

Truck nuts are banned in a few states

 

I believe you are correct sir. They are banned because of the people who "must touch shiney" are fascinated by them and crash into things.

Perhaps I can cash in on this trend. I will design and market pistol grips in the shape of a penis and call them "Pistol Pricks" and all the free thinkers out there can put them on their pistols. Except Glocks , I'll have to come up with a special Glock accessory and call them "Glock Gonads"

Perhaps I can cash in on this trend. I will design and market pistol grips in the shape of a penis and call them "Pistol Pricks" and all the free thinkers out there can put them on their pistols. Except Glocks , I'll have to come up with a special Glock accessory and call them "Glock Gonads"

Should be popular with the ladies. Multipurpose.

Should be popular with the ladies. Multipurpose.

 

Then we will have to make the Girls With Guns thread members only.

On a trailblazer... really?

 

Since I own one, that is a ridiculous vehicle to hand a set of nuts on.

I wonder if they make a vehicle vagina?

I think they are the goofiest looking thing in the world. F••• any town that bans them. Still the homo who owns the trucks choice. As for the 3yo, either teach her right, or tell here it for trailers.

I wonder if they make a vehicle vagina?

 

tailpipe?

I wonder if they make a vehicle vagina?

I was trying to find an answer to your question, but came up dry (argh, argh). I did however find out that Florida issues a $60 fine on artificial testicles hanging from a vehicle.

 

I was reluctant to check further to learn if the fine also applies to real ones.