Oh now this is just completely ridiculous. Witches are NOT hollow. That's insane.

We crossed the bridge into ridiculous a long time ago. We're starting the short hike into ludicrous.

We crossed the bridge into ridiculous a long time ago. We're starting the short hike into ludicrous.

 

My third favorite Mel Brooks movie.

LMAO! Nick i was so thinking that! We've gone to plaid!

My third favorite Mel Brooks movie.

Young Frankenstein. My all time favorite movie of all time.

Somebody needs to lock this thread and toss the key. Otherwise, these quantum leaps of irrelevance are just going to get worse.

 

May the Schwartz be with you

Heh. I just had to.

Somebody needs to lock this thread and toss the key. Otherwise, these quantum leaps of irrelevance are just going to get worse.

 

May the Schwartz be with you

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Sorry to just jump in but witches float because they are made of wood. The ducks just proved that she was indeed made of wood...

 

This is the second funniest thread after the guys with guns. LMAO on that one more than once...

No need to apologize. There's always room in the asylum. And pie on Tuesdays.

Sorry to just jump in but witches float because they are made of wood. The ducks just proved that she was indeed made of wood...

 

First of all...even if witches were hollow AND made of wood (completely absurd but I'll ride that crazy train for a second), witches and ducks still wouldn't weigh the same.

 

No need to apologize. There's always room in the asylum. And pie on Tuesdays.

 

Second of all...there's never any GOD DAMN PIE! Don't drink that Kool-Aid.

What if they were filled with hydrogen, and made of balsa wood?

 

That could explain it.

What if they were filled with hydrogen, and made of balsa wood?

 

 

How tall is the witch?

How tall is the witch?

If i remember correctly, 5'7".

If i remember correctly, 5'7".

Ouch....but that's witch with a b.

Oh now this is just completely ridiculous. Witches are NOT hollow. That's insane.

 

I deal with witches every day and some of them are definitely hollow. If they didn't have 15 lbs. of makeup on their faces you would see their heads detach and float away.

I deal with witches every day and some of them are definitely hollow. If they didn't have 15 lbs. of makeup on their faces you would see their heads detach and float away.

And there you have it folks! Proof. Witches weigh more than ducks regardless of the fact that they're made of wood and hollow.

Thank you!

And there you have it folks! Proof. Witches weigh more than ducks regardless of the fact that they're made of wood and hollow.

Thank you!

I could put 15 pounds of makeup on a duck, and I wager it would still float.

I could put 15 pounds of makeup on a duck, and I wager it would still float.

Good god man. Do you even listen to the sh*t you say? When's the last time you saw a duck wearing makeup? That's ridiculous.

Good god man. Do you even listen to the sh*t you say? When's the last time you saw a duck wearing makeup? That's ridiculous.

 

I see lipstick on pigs all the time so why not?

Good god man. Do you even listen to the sh*t you say? When's the last time you saw a duck wearing makeup? That's ridiculous.

Thank you, Steph. That made me laugh. Not some small, stifled chuckle, but a big belly laugh that nearly brought me to tears. I needed that.

And there you have it folks! Proof. Witches weigh more than ducks regardless of the fact that they're made of wood and hollow.

Thank you!

Actually, this proves my argument that witches are hollow and made of wood.

 

Try to keep up.

 

In order to prevent being found out as a hollow, wooden witch, which will be proven when it's demonstrated that the accused weighs as much as duck, said witch slathers her (him)self with 15 pounds of makeup. Now, when placed on the scale, the witch will weigh more than the duck, and be declared innocent.

 

This is why, in their infinite wisdom, the inquisitors had only to strip and bathe the accused witch prior to the weighing test. Without the additional 15 pounds of makeup, the hollow, hydrogen filled wooden witch will not outweigh the duck, and will be found guilty of witchcraft and summarily burned at the stake.

Actually, this proves my argument that witches are hollow and made of wood.

 

Try to keep up.

 

In order to prevent being found out as a hollow, wooden witch, which will be proven when it's demonstrated that the accused weighs as much as duck, said witch slathers her (him)self with 15 pounds of makeup. Now, when placed on the scale, the witch will weigh more than the duck, and be declared innocent.

 

This is why, in their infinite wisdom, the inquisitors had only to strip and bathe the accused witch prior to the weighing test. Without the additional 15 pounds of makeup, the hollow, hydrogen filled wooden witch will not outweigh the duck, and will be found guilty of witchcraft and summarily burned at the stake.

 

What?

I see lipstick on pigs all the time so why not?

Bullsh*t! If you see them all the time I expect a pic on this thread by the end of the day....or the pig gets it.

Bullsh*t! If you see them all the time I expect a pic on this thread by the end of the day....or the pig gets it.

Yeah but that's not the pig Chris was referring to. Pick a side man!

 

Thats no pig its elton john

 

Steph, I found a pic of you from college!

Steph, I found a pic of you from college!

College? That was Monday night?