http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/red-roof-inn/topless-woman-masturbating-van-arrested-gun-charge

 

 

She's a Sig lover, apparently, and quite happy about it--

with a couple beers, I'd hit it

I still have my FOID as a reminder of the draconian laws I escaped not six months back. Lived about 10 miles south of Naperville too.

Surprised they didn't also hit her with a child endangerment violation for leaving the kids alone. Doesn't mention their ages, though.

Doesn't say how long the cops watched...

"copping to the vehicular masturbation"

 

Sounds soooooo wrong.

with a couple beers, I'd hit it

 

yah, that way you could have a party afterwards...

Surprised they didn't also hit her with a child endangerment violation for leaving the kids alone. Doesn't mention their ages, though.

 

The cops probably were the kids...

Doesn't say how long the cops watched...

 

A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn.

 

Seriously! How could he have spotted her? Wonder if he tried to um... give her some assistance and was denied hence the arrest.

Maybe she was doing Meth.

Maybe she was doing Meth.

 

I highly doubt it. If there was meth or any drug paraphernalia in the van, it would have been found in the search incident to arrest and she would have been charged accordingly.

 

Apparently, this is just a fantastic way of turning an otherwise law-abiding citizen into a criminal. Although, it is a little weird rubbing one out in the van (what ever happened to going into the bathroom and telling the kids you're taking a shower? just sayin' ).

I highly doubt it. If there was meth or any drug paraphernalia in the van, it would have been found in the search incident to arrest and she would have been charged accordingly.

 

Apparently, this is just a fantastic way of turning an otherwise law-abiding citizen into a criminal. Although, it is a little weird rubbing one out in the van (what ever happened to going into the bathroom and telling the kids you're taking a shower? just sayin' ).

 

Just saying. I know that Meth users get very randy. Never tried it, don't personally know anyone that has but after reading about the giant man on man meth orgies in NYC, I read more into it(the meth, not the man on man sex orgies) and see that it is a very powerful sexual motivator.

Just saying. I know that Meth users get very randy. it is a very powerful sexual motivator.

 

I had no idea Meth had that effect....hmmmmm.

Wow, I didn't realize you could get arrested for that...........

They didn't mention drugs. It was probably just that she was sitting in the motel room thinking "I wish coldsolderjoint was here. Back in a moment, kids.".

She looks satisfied....err, happy in the mug shot

They didn't mention drugs. It was probably just that she was sitting in the motel room thinking "I wish coldsolderjoint was here. Back in a moment, kids.".

 

shoulda just sent the kids to play in the van

Hahaha did they atleast let her finish?

Hahaha did they atleast let her finish?

 

could the arresting cops get charged with "disturbing the piece" ?

....and so I scroll down to read the first comment and see.....

 

Submitted by Mo Ma' on Fri, 2010-11-19 13:15.If Al-Qaida ever gets wind of this danger to the USA travelling public, we'll be flooded with hooded female operatives slumped down in rocking vans.

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Another reason to buy a SIG, they make women horny.

Perhaps a special SIG deal....instead of different caliber slides you could get “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”