I came home from work about 2 weeks ago and noticed that the neighbor's grass and leaves were all picked up and amazingly there was a LARGE pile of leaves on my side of the street in front of my house (one day after I cleaned my leaves, and there had been no wind.)

 

So, today, the neighbor's "landscaping crew" (also known as "tripulación de arquitectura del paisaje") showed up. I waited until I caught them in the act of blowing the leaves onto the front of my house and confronted them about it. The single English speaking guy on the mower apologized profusely and said he would clean it up. Let's hope this is the end of this crap.

 

Some people really suck.

yes they do, i have a nieghbor that blows his leaves out into the street and everyone else gets his leaves.. and he is the only f****r with trees..

it is a good thing they blow down the street and not up cause i would rake them up and bringe'm back with some extra stuffing..

ugh.. I used to have a neighbor that would mow his lawn, no bag, then use his blower to blow all the clippings into the street, our street was fairly busy, so within minutes, every house on the block had friggin grass clippings all over driveways, sidewalks, etc.. a-hole!

I blow all my leaves onto my neighbor's habitat all the time. I dump my grass in their habitat. I even leave gut piles there.

 

I've even caught one of my neighbors eating at one of the gut piles.

 

FS

I had a fight with a neighbor in Aberdeen over this. Literally had to kick his a**.

 

This is a funny story (edit, I'll post now)

 

Rule #1 I have no trees.

rule #2 halfway mark in the street is the line. My side I take care of, their side, I blow that way.

 

Setting: Early October weekend. I am tiling a half bath with a buddy at my house. I am placing tiles, he is cutting.

 

Buddy notices the guy cleaning hois property and looking at him, but nothing is said. We finish for the day and at the end of the night there is a bag lined up with my property, but on their side, same with the guy next ti him.

 

Monday morning I am going to work, bag is in front of my house. I pick it up, move it to his side and he runs out. He puts bag on my property and stick his chest out, like I dare you.

 

Guy is Asian and we have never spoken in the year I was living there. So I go in front of him and the bag and tell him to get off my property with his bag. He starts talking in Asian accent english and my tolerance is already out the window by the body language I'm getting. So my digs start going......"let me say this in english for you, get the F off my property"....

 

This doesn't help so I start walking and he is forced to move back or we'll bump into each other. Right about to the midway of the street, he decides to he is gonna stand his ground. A sweet hockey check/ Steven Seagal move and he is on his a** by his curb. Then it hits me (light bulb) if this guy knows karate or something like it, I may get F'd up.

 

It starts, hoy.....hah.... (bruce lee kinda jibber) and a shot comes. It was like watching the matrix in slow motion. Needless to say, this was comical and I would block his shot and give him a two handed palm chest check. Eventually hi kicks my leg. So, I am like okay, you kicked me, you happy? He kicks again and I put him down hard on the black top, leg on his chest, left arm holding his arm and cock the right arm to bring the pain.

 

Kristen: Bryan, no!

 

I get up and put my hand out, to help him up and he goes crazy with heel kicks to my shin. I look over to Kristen like? See?

 

I crab his arm & leg and pick him up. I do a half circle and throw him across the street and he lands on his tail bone. He couldn't up and his father (70 year old) comes out to stop the shenanigans. He said he was calling the cops, but never did. The neighbors gave me a thumbs up. They hated him and he raced through the neighborhood all the time.

I blow all my leaves onto my neighbor's habitat all the time. I dump my grass in their habitat. I even leave gut piles there.

 

I've even caught one of my neighbors eating at one of the gut piles.

 

FS

 

Nice Frank. Don't invite me up to "break bread" with your neighbors or nothing.

My neighbor absolutely refuses to clean up his leaves....and the dude has a damn forest around his house. Then he has the balls to say to us "Well I hope my leaves aren't a problem for you guys." Well yes they are, because we cleaned up ours weeks ago, and yours keep blowing on our lawn .....the dude makes excuses that he has trouble doing it because of some crap with his foot or ankle.....doesn't seem to bother his golf game that much.

 

Eventually hi kicks my leg.

So THIS is why you're in a cast....

It's clearly unfair that they have all the leaves and you have none. So, of course they want to share. I don't know why they should get so much opposition when these friendly neighbors are only trying to even things out.

Have some of your friends show up wearing these hats and watch all the landscapers scatter and run like hell.

 

 

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Put up a fence if you don't want debri and leaves blowing onto your lawn.

Sheeesh guys, aren't you green?? You are NOT supposed to clean-up your leaves. Just use a mulching blade on your mower. Best source of nitrogen for your lawn. It's the only time I've been years ahead of the curve on an environmental issue

 

Adios,

 

PIzza Bob

Sheeesh guys, aren't you green?? You are NOT supposed to clean-up your leaves. Just use a mulching blade on your mower. Best source of nitrogen for your lawn. It's the only time I've been years ahead of the curve on an environmental issue

 

Adios,

 

PIzza Bob

 

+1

2 acres + a ton of trees + not living in a "neighborhood" = no leaf blowing

Sheeesh guys, aren't you green?? You are NOT supposed to clean-up your leaves. Just use a mulching blade on your mower. Best source of nitrogen for your lawn. It's the only time I've been years ahead of the curve on an environmental issue

 

Adios,

 

PIzza Bob

Better get a couple tons of lime on that lawn when your done, leaves will screw up your ph.

It's clearly unfair that they have all the leaves and you have none. So, of course they want to share. I don't know why they should get so much opposition when these friendly neighbors are only trying to even things out.

 

Spread the wealth? I don't need that.

 

A fence? In a front yard? WTF do I live on Long Island??

Sheeesh guys, aren't you green?? You are NOT supposed to clean-up your leaves. Just use a mulching blade on your mower. Best source of nitrogen for your lawn. It's the only time I've been years ahead of the curve on an environmental issue

 

Adios,

 

PIzza Bob

 

My town picks up the leaves and grass weekly and mulches it into top soil.

Nice Frank. Don't invite me up to "break bread" with your neighbors or nothing.

 

I omitted to tell you my neighbors that get the leaves and gut piles are all four legged. I back up to 6 miles of woods.

I'm happy i have no neighbor's .

I have all but given up with by butthole neighbor. His dog craps all over my lawn, my wife asked them politely 3 times to keep their dog out of our yard, and one day I get home, go to walk the dog, open the door and there is their stupid dog on my front steps barking at me. I go over there and demand to know why their dog is on my property and the wife starts SCREAMING at me and tells me that I can't talk to her that way and that when her husband comes home he is going to kick my a**, then slams the door in my face. He comes over 20 minutes later and we discuss it like adults, and he promises me they will keep the dog at their house. That was a year ago and the freakin thing is still crapping on my lawn!!! We know longer speak, and have overheard them telling their kids that we are bad people...wtf, because we don't like their dog crapping on our lawn?

 

This year he cut his grass 1 time in the beginning of august with a pushmower with a bag. He would go about 10 feet, turn the mower off and push the grass further down in the bag, then go about another 5 feet and empty it. It took him about 1.5 weeks to mow his lawn. A couple of days later a for sale sign appeared in front of his house. If I had the money I would buy it just to see them disappear. Anyway that was the only time he cut his lawn this year, and of course he had done nothing with his leaves, but fortunately I have a 9 foot tall forsythia bush that runs the length of my property by their house so it keeps the leaves on their side, and also blocks the jungle they grow during the summer. If we do it again we will buy a house on 10 acres of wooded property and make sure the house is smack dab in the middle!!!

 

Rant over...butthole neighbor.

I have all but given up with by butthole neighbor. His dog craps all over my lawn, my wife asked them politely 3 times to keep their dog out of our yard, and one day I get home, go to walk the dog, open the door and there is their stupid dog on my front steps barking at me. I go over there and demand to know why their dog is on my property and the wife starts SCREAMING at me and tells me that I can't talk to her that way and that when her husband comes home he is going to kick my a**, then slams the door in my face. He comes over 20 minutes later and we discuss it like adults, and he promises me they will keep the dog at their house. That was a year ago and the freakin thing is still crapping on my lawn!!! We know longer speak, and have overheard them telling their kids that we are bad people...wtf, because we don't like their dog crapping on our lawn?

 

This year he cut his grass 1 time in the beginning of august with a pushmower with a bag. He would go about 10 feet, turn the mower off and push the grass further down in the bag, then go about another 5 feet and empty it. It took him about 1.5 weeks to mow his lawn. A couple of days later a for sale sign appeared in front of his house. If I had the money I would buy it just to see them disappear. Anyway that was the only time he cut his lawn this year, and of course he had done nothing with his leaves, but fortunately I have a 9 foot tall forsythia bush that runs the length of my property by their house so it keeps the leaves on their side, and also blocks the jungle they grow during the summer. If we do it again we will buy a house on 10 acres of wooded property and make sure the house is smack dab in the middle!!!

 

Rant over...butthole neighbor.

 

 

A couple gallons of brine and a rough idea of underground pipes in your neighbors yard and he'll spend thousands trying to resolve it. It leaves these nice brown trails in the yard.

I have all but given up with by butthole neighbor. His dog craps all over my lawn, my wife asked them politely 3 times to keep their dog out of our yard, and one day I get home, go to walk the dog, open the door and there is their stupid dog on my front steps barking at me. I go over there and demand to know why their dog is on my property and the wife starts SCREAMING at me and tells me that I can't talk to her that way and that when her husband comes home he is going to kick my a**, then slams the door in my face. He comes over 20 minutes later and we discuss it like adults, and he promises me they will keep the dog at their house. That was a year ago and the freakin thing is still crapping on my lawn!!! We know longer speak, and have overheard them telling their kids that we are bad people...wtf, because we don't like their dog crapping on our lawn?

 

This year he cut his grass 1 time in the beginning of august with a pushmower with a bag. He would go about 10 feet, turn the mower off and push the grass further down in the bag, then go about another 5 feet and empty it. It took him about 1.5 weeks to mow his lawn. A couple of days later a for sale sign appeared in front of his house. If I had the money I would buy it just to see them disappear. Anyway that was the only time he cut his lawn this year, and of course he had done nothing with his leaves, but fortunately I have a 9 foot tall forsythia bush that runs the length of my property by their house so it keeps the leaves on their side, and also blocks the jungle they grow during the summer. If we do it again we will buy a house on 10 acres of wooded property and make sure the house is smack dab in the middle!!!

 

Rant over...butthole neighbor.

 

Call the board of health in your town/area, they will probably give them a nice fine for letting the dog crap all over and not cleaning it up. I had a neighbor that never picked up their dogs crap in their own yard it stunk in the summer. The got a warning, then failed to clean up again and the board of health fined them, problem solved

My town picks up the leaves and grass weekly and mulches it into top soil.

 

I miss that about Aberdeen.

 

Now I just cut my lawn at about 2 inches and let the leaves keep blocing to the neighbors yards. I also have no trees gain so.....

 

 

Call the board of health in your town/area, they will probably give them a nice fine for letting the dog crap all over and not cleaning it up. I had a neighbor that never picked up their dogs crap in their own yard it stunk in the summer. The got a warning, then failed to clean up again and the board of health fined them, problem solved

 

Really, theor own property and they got a fine. Wow...I used to clean it like once every month, hoping some would turn to fertilizer. lol

I have all but given up with by butthole neighbor. His dog craps all over my lawn, my wife asked them politely 3 times to keep their dog out of our yard, and one day I get home, go to walk the dog, open the door and there is their stupid dog on my front steps barking at me. I go over there and demand to know why their dog is on my property and the wife starts SCREAMING at me and tells me that I can't talk to her that way and that when her husband comes home he is going to kick my a**, then slams the door in my face. He comes over 20 minutes later and we discuss it like adults, and he promises me they will keep the dog at their house. That was a year ago and the freakin thing is still crapping on my lawn!!! We know longer speak, and have overheard them telling their kids that we are bad people...wtf, because we don't like their dog crapping on our lawn?

 

This year he cut his grass 1 time in the beginning of august with a pushmower with a bag. He would go about 10 feet, turn the mower off and push the grass further down in the bag, then go about another 5 feet and empty it. It took him about 1.5 weeks to mow his lawn. A couple of days later a for sale sign appeared in front of his house. If I had the money I would buy it just to see them disappear. Anyway that was the only time he cut his lawn this year, and of course he had done nothing with his leaves, but fortunately I have a 9 foot tall forsythia bush that runs the length of my property by their house so it keeps the leaves on their side, and also blocks the jungle they grow during the summer. If we do it again we will buy a house on 10 acres of wooded property and make sure the house is smack dab in the middle!!!

 

Rant over...butthole neighbor.

 

 

Put the dog crap in a box and UPS it to him.

I omitted to tell you my neighbors that get the leaves and gut piles are all four legged. I back up to 6 miles of woods.

 

That was obvious. I omitted the part where your neighbors were my dinner. B)

I have all but given up with by butthole neighbor.

 

That dog needs to meet a BB gun. And I'm a dog person.