I know some, if not most of you have names for your guns. Let's hear um. Also , if you have a reason for it, tell us why.

 

My Remington 870 Super Mag is Odin. Norse god of wisdom, fury, war, battle, death and the hunt.

 

My Glock G22 is Sacha. Being an Austrian made gun I found it appropriate to the German name meaning Defender of Men.

The name of my guns is what the manufacturer named them. I do not have any pet names for guns.

 

Cars, sure. Guns? ...No.

 

EDIT: If I were in the military I would imagine it would be different.

I traditionally name my guns. Though they have to earn that right-- and I haven't really had mine long enough or put them through that kind of abuse yet.

Names for my guns...I don't think so....

My guns names vary depending on the situation...if they are working right then they are f-ing awesome. But when they cross me and don't work properly then I call them things like you f-ing piece of s***, or you mother f****** c********. It is a love hate relationship

The name of my guns is what the manufacturer named them. I do not have any pet names for guns.

 

+1.

The name of my guns is what the manufacturer named them. I do not have any pet names for guns.

 

This.

I have a Browning BPS with a 32" barrel. At nearly 5 feet long, it's by far the longest gun in the safe.

 

Godzilla.

Ruger MKIII 22/45 - When I try to clean it..... I call it Piece of Sh!t

No name. Just the model number.

The only name I have for my guns is my CZ-52. I call it the piece of #$%^. Although after putting in the competition firing pin, it runs rock solid it may just become the CZ again.

I know some, if not most of you have names for your guns. Let's hear um. Also , if you have a reason for it, tell us why.

 

My Remington 870 Super Mag is Odin. Norse god of wisdom, fury, war, battle, death and the hunt.

 

My Glock G22 is Sacha. Being an Austrian made gun I found it appropriate to the German name meaning Defender of Men.

 

 

Silly VERY Silly!!!

Silly VERY Silly!!!

 

Tried to plus 1 this, but someone negative-repped you. :icon_neutral:

I don't name them, but I categorize them by how much Glenn hates them. When I show someone my collection (which of course has recently fallen off the boat I don't own to the bottom of an unnamed lake), I say "This is the gun that GlennP hates. Also he hates this one. Oh and that one over in the corner of the safe? He *really* hates that one. This pistol is the most hated of all hated objects, so don't even look at it or he will hate you too. That one's not hated but only because it's 200 years old and/or commie built."

 

They have no idea what I'm talking about but it helps me keep things organized....

 

Seriously?

Anthropomorphism???? Not my thing, sorry.

The name of my guns is what the manufacturer named them. I do not have any pet names for guns.

 

This. FTW.

They all look the same to me so I can never remember which is which

I don't name them, but I categorize them by how much Glenn hates them. When I show someone my collection (which of course has recently fallen off the boat I don't own to the bottom of an unnamed lake), I say "This is the gun that GlennP hates. Also he hates this one. Oh and that one over in the corner of the safe? He *really* hates that one. This pistol is the most hated of all hated objects, so don't even look at it or he will hate you too. That one's not hated but only because it's 200 years old and/or commie built."

 

They have no idea what I'm talking about but it helps me keep things organized....

 

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

I don't name them - that's silly. maybe if I was fighting off the enemy in a trench, maybe I would. I've made a joke that when I get my AK, I'll name it "Svetlana", but that was just a joke.

the only 2 guns that have names are either my MG-42 which is the BEAST, or the damn Mosin I built last year aka... the MONSTER

No names here, just model numbers, or abbreviations of.

And is it true that the defendant went as far as to name his guns.... LOL

 

Never thought of naming my guns but to each his own.

I have a Browning BPS with a 32" barrel. At nearly 5 feet long, it's by far the longest gun in the safe.

 

Godzilla.

Beretta 96FS - I call Finicky B*tch (misfeeds all the time on anything over 155 grain)

 

Glock 17 - Dirty Slut...(she'll eat anything)

 

(Left that open for ya Ken. You can thank me later)

Ruger MKIII 22/45 - When I try to clean it..... I call it Piece of Sh!t

Eh eh eh. Yeah me too.

 

Answer to the question; No pet names for my guns.

My guns names vary depending on the situation...if they are working right then they are f-ing awesome. But when they cross me and don't work properly then I call them things like you f-ing piece of s***, or you mother f****** c********. It is a love hate relationship

you mother f****** c********.

I didn't know that c word required so many *.

The name of my guns is what the manufacturer named them. I do not have any pet names for guns.

 

Yup

Beretta 96FS - I call Finicky B*tch (misfeeds all the time on anything over 155 grain)

 

Glock 17 - Dirty Slut...(she'll eat anything)

 

(Left that open for ya Ken. You can thank me later)

 

Just remember "that dirty Slut" will be there anytime you want her and do anything she was designed to do without question.