21 lbs Dunkin Donuts Coffee

5 Gallons Water

5 Gallons Kerosene

10 Packs,Marlboro Lights

 

 

Edited to make DJG0770 happy!

Smokes and coffee! Why didn't I think of that?

I love it when people can't spell and the correct spelling is in front of them.

I love it when people can't spell and the correct spelling is in front of them.

 

I'm a product of NJ's Great Public Schools!

 

I've been hitting my SHTF stash a lot lately, and I'm a little concerned I may be unprepared should that day come.

You need more smokes. 21 lbs. of coffee and 200 cigarettes is quite the disparity!

You need more smokes. 21 lbs. of coffee and 200 cigarettes is quite the disparity!

 

 

Very true.

with 21 lbs of coffee and that many smokes... you are going to need at least 500 rolls of charmin!

with 21 lbs of coffee and that many smokes... you are going to need at least 500 rolls of charmin!

 

You can never have enough TP... using other things to wipe your a** is never fun.

You can never have enough TP... using other things to wipe your a** is never fun.

 

Plus, you get itchy butt!

 

But seriously, your coffee is gonna taste like kerosene and your cigarettes will dry out!

Plus, you get itchy butt!

 

But seriously, your coffee is gonna taste like kerosene and your cigarettes will dry out!

 

This was kind of a joke type thread. The Coffee is xmas gifts for people at work not part of my stash and the cigs i just bought when i was in Pa today.

Crap, I knew I forgot something when I was in PA!

hey supposedly in jail ciggs are like cash, maybe in a SHTF instance with the stress levels up it will be the same. Bartering for a good relaxing smoke might be a good judgment call to add to your SHTF supplies.

Smokes are very useful when the SHTF... stock up on them, even if you're not a smoker.

Smokes are very useful when the SHTF... stock up on them, even if you're not a smoker.

 

Absolutely, great barter item. Alcohol as well (and of course ammo reigns supreme).

Absolutely, great barter item. Alcohol as well (and of course ammo reigns supreme).

 

Ammo? Noooo.

 

Trading weapons and ammo is silly, especially when it can be used against you down the road.

Ammo? Noooo.

 

Trading weapons and ammo is silly, especially when it can be used against you down the road.

 

See, that's common sense gun control. Prevent the enemy from getting firearms and ammo. The government of NJ prevents us from getting firearms and ammo, hmm, any wonder left how they think of us?

See, that's common sense gun control. Prevent the enemy from getting firearms and ammo. The government of NJ prevents us from getting firearms and ammo, hmm, any wonder left how they think of us?

 

Well, if we're talking the SHTF... I'm pretty sure there aren't any FFLs or NICS checks available.

If the SHTF, I will accumulate my stash from my neighbors who do not believe in the 2nd amendment.

Plenty of them in NJ

Even though this is a joke thread, I wouldn't get much more water if I was you. Id get a large capacity water storage item, fill that (Say 55 gallon barrel for home and a couple more of those 5 gallon ones you have) and get a higher end, portable water filter kit (as well as a smaller one, like the katadyn pocket filter)

Even though this is a joke thread, I wouldn't get much more water if I was you. Id get a large capacity water storage item, fill that (Say 55 gallon barrel for home and a couple more of those 5 gallon ones you have) and get a higher end, portable water filter kit (as well as a smaller one, like the katadyn pocket filter)

 

 

Thanks for the suggestion but a ways ahead of you brother