OH SHI-!

 

Title: NYC stabbing spree suspect: I'm victim of a setup

 

NEW YORK – A man accused of going on a 28-hour stabbing rampage through New York City shouted that he was the victim of a "setup" as he was led from a police station Sunday.

 

Maksim Gelman was awaiting arraignment in Brooklyn on charges that he hacked three people to death, then stalked the city for more than a day, attacking innocent strangers, hijacking vehicles and killing a pedestrian with a car.

 

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110213/ap_on_re_us/us_stabbing_spree

 

:o :o Could this be *OUR* Maksim?????? :o :o </sarcasm>

bwahahahaha

Sounds like our man! He would've used his guns but he said he was afraid of what the anti-gun lobby would've done.

On a serious note, interesting that he used the two most common tools of homicide: Kitchen knife and car

My heart goes out to the victims of this crime, as a 357 slug would've looked great in this guys head.

OH SHI-!

 

Title: NYC stabbing spree suspect: I'm victim of a setup

 

 

 

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110213/ap_on_re_us/us_stabbing_spree

 

:o :o Could this be *OUR* Maksim?????? :o :o </sarcasm>

 

 

People have way too easy access to knives..When will Bloomberg, McCarthy, Obama etc pass some meaningful laws to save the children?

I'm waiting for Bumbleberg to create "Mayors against kitchen knives"

Soon you will need a permit to enter the kitchen

Soon you will need a permit to enter the kitchen

 

make sure you spell kitchen right or you will be denied..

make sure your floorplan layout showing the kitchen is correct..exactly where the knives are located.

might as well apply for a cleaver permit and save on the application fee.

note which draw the cleaver will be stored.

Engrave all culinary cutting implements with a unique identification number that must be recorded in a ledger at the time of purchase.

 

Forbid the sales of "multiple collections" of similar cutting implements packaged as a set (steak knives).

 

All purchasers must demonstrate their ability to use culinary cutting implements by slicing a tomato, and receive a certification to that effect from an authority approved by the state in which the implement is being purchased.

 

All culinary cutting and slicing implements must be secured in such a way that minors may not have access to them.

 

Culinary cutting implements may only be transported to and from the place of purchase, to and from an authorized sharpening or repair facility, or to and from an accredited culinary educational institution.

 

The possession of any culinary cutting implement whose blade is in excess of 5" from the tip back to the point where the blade enters the handle is forbidden.

 

The possession of any culinary cutting implement whose blade has been formed into "saw teeth" or sharpened serrations is forbidden.

 

Culinary cutting implements whose blade is manufactured from any material which may pass through a metal detector undetected are forbidden.

 

There may be some more, but it's early and I'm not particularly creative yet.

 

There may be some more, but it's early and I'm not particularly creative yet.

 

Persons who have demonstrated a willingness to hurt themselves(cutters, suicide attempts) or others or who have been involuntarily detained on a mental health hold shall be prohibited from purchasing any knives of any length for any purpose.

I am truly sorry for the victims here. With that being said, this is truly the "counter case" as to why all these AZ inspired bills are so absolutely stupid.