WHY GUNS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 

10. They won't unload on you whenever they feel like it.

 

9. They won't complain when you ask them to do a job for you.

 

8. You don't have to stroke their egos to get the results you want.

 

7. When you put them away, they stay put and don't wander.

 

6. When their parts wear out, they can easily be replaced.

 

5. You can adjust their sights if they start to drift off target.

 

4. You choose whether they shoot blanks or live rounds.

 

3. They don't get soft just when you're starting to enjoy the action

 

2. After they have fired all their rounds, they can be reloaded and ready again immediately.

 

1. If you get tired of one, you can always sell it and get something bigger and more powerful.

I resent this thread. It is totally uncalled for, and extremely sexist. This kind of behavior is not acceptable.

I resent this thread. It is totally uncalled for, and extremely sexist. This kind of behavior is not acceptable.

i know. now shush you piece of meat and make me dinner!

I am pretty sure I can be sold.

i know. now shush you piece of meat and make me dinner!

 

lmao...well played.

0. A gun doesn't try go into the "bad place" when it's had a few beers.

0. A gun doesn't try go into the "bad place" when it's had a few beers.

oh bravo my friend. +1 on that!

i know. now shush you piece of meat and make me dinner!

I don't mind cooking. What do you want?