A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

 

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous

Why are you committing suicide?"

 

 

 

 

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

 

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

 

"Yes, I did."

 

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

 

"I got fired."

 

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh... she got fired too."

 

 

Kenw, you got me with that one

I've posted this one before, but not for a long time, and it's one of my favorites...

 

Disclaimer:

As a Jew, I believe that I'm allowed to tell Jewish jokes without being yelled at for my ethnic insensitivity.

 

2 friends, a Jew and an Italian, are walking down the street. Coming towards them is a gorgeous woman... tan, tall, long, perfectly shaped legs, stunningly perfect bresses, long, flowing hair and the face of an angel. She's wearing an incredibly short dress with a plunging neckline that leaves nothing to the imagination

 

She's walking towards them, they're walking towards her and they pass in the street. The Italian turns around for a few seconds to watch her walk away, the turns to his friend and says "Man, did you see that? I would love to f#@k her."

 

The Jew replies "Really, out of what?"

I've posted this one before, but not for a long time, and it's one of my favorites...

 

Disclaimer:

As a Jew, I believe that I'm allowed to tell Jewish jokes without being yelled at for my ethnic insensitivity.

 

2 friends, a Jew and an Italian, are walking down the street. Coming towards them is a gorgeous woman... tan, tall, long, perfectly shaped legs, stunningly perfect bresses, long, flowing hair and the face of an angel. She's wearing an incredibly short dress with a plunging neckline that leaves nothing to the imagination

 

She's walking towards them, they're walking towards her and they pass in the street. The Italian turns around for a few seconds to watch her walk away, the turns to his friend and says "Man, did you see that? I would love to f#@k her."

 

The Jew replies "Really, out of what?"

 

I've heard that one before but the Italian was a Catholic priest and the gorgeous woman was a little boy on a playground. I'm a recovering Catholic so I feel okay adding that!

Disclaimer:

As a Jew, I believe that I'm allowed to tell Jewish jokes without being yelled at for my ethnic insensitivity.

 

Booo! Bad joke! Booo!

 

That's bad ju-ju.

 

Tell me next time you are in Lehigh Valley, PA. We can enjoy "ethnic insensitivity" together, including a slew of Red Sea Pedestrian jokes I got in the oven Then go shoot some stuff, and stop by the nearest Asian Spa on your way out. I can staple sheets to the ceiling if you are a hard, pipe-hitting Jew. I do that for my peeps.