I just wanted some opinions on what our esteemed forum members here. I What qualifies someone to being called a mall ninja?

 

Here are a few I was thinking:

 

If you use more than 3 firearms for home defense.

 

If you purchase firearms with the thought of, "well, if the zombies come or SHTF this would be perfect"!

 

If you like puting things all over your tactical firearms, using up as much rail space as possible.

 

Yeah, I'm a mall ninja

...

 

You have a k-bar added to your Beretta Storm yo!

 

=)

 

Love ya ray ray.

And a bayo for your Glock...

But you are my favorite Mall Ninja

I just wanted some opinions on what our esteemed forum members here. I What qualifies someone to being called a mall ninja?

 

Here are a few I was thinking:

 

If you use more than 3 firearms for home defense.

 

If you purchase firearms with the thought of, "well, if the zombies come or SHTF this would be perfect"!

 

If you like puting things all over your tactical firearms, using up as much rail space as possible.

 

If your NJGF name starts or ends with "Ray"

 

Yeah, I'm a mail ninja

 

Ray, you left yourself wide open

 

Yeah, I'm a mail ninja

 

 

Your really stealth if you can fit in an envelope

Fixed Manny, thanks.

 

Is that the best you guys have? Come on

Mall ninja= if it has the name tactical on a product you buy it. If you have an AR and the accessories weigh more than the gun you are a mall ninja. If everything you own is black you are a mall ninja. If you keep buying junky accessories yet still cant shoot worth a darn, you are a mall ninja. Kinda starting to sound like some Jeff Foxworthy jokes........ You might be a mall ninja if-

 

PS- Ray, mall ninja has absolutely nothing to do with home defense.

Mall ninja= if it has the name tactical on a product you buy it. If you have an AR and the accessories weigh more than the gun you are a mall ninja. If everything you own is black you are a mall ninja. If you keep buying junky accessories yet still cant shoot worth a darn, you are a mall ninja. Kinda starting to sound like some Jeff Foxworthy jokes........ You might be a mall ninja if-

 

PS- Ray, mall ninja has absolutely nothing to do with home defense.

 

Not to nit-pick, but it doesn't have to be an AR. It could be anything (ie, AK, M1A, pistols, shotguns, whatever)

Also, it doesn't have to be black. It could be OD green, desert tan, flat dark earth, camoflauge, or any other "tactical" color.

ALSO, the accesories don't have to be junky. Trijicon, Aimpoint, EOtechs, Surefire, Streamlight, and the like are top-notch stuff.

ALSO, I guess you use more than 3 guns for home defense. So your a mall ninja too Eric. YES

If you use more than 3 firearms for home defense.

 

Right now I'm wearing two handguns, I have two MGs on the desk (because one is more powerful but more expensive so I might choose the other), and a silenced .22 rifle just in case. But the .22 is for backyard defense, not really home defense.

If your shotgun has to have a chain saw handle. And if all your rifles have a muzzle break - including your 22lr bolt.

You may be a Mall Ninja...

 

If you spend more then 12 hours of the day dreaming of what guns you would use in the zombie apocalypse.

 

If you visit the NJZED section of the forums more then 4 times a day.

 

If believe Tiger Schulmanns Karate is a Deadly Martial Art.

 

If you tried to find and buy any article of clothing that was used in any Matrix film.

 

If the only color on your gun, is the green tritium inserts on the sites.

 

all I got so far.

When I think mall ninja I think of a few people I know. These people spend more money on tools that they think will make them shoot straighter and/or faster. If they spent half the money on ammo and got some trigger time they should be decent shots. One example is a gentleman who owns a Sig Equanox, worked over by Sig with the enhanced trigger and night sights. He sports a drop leg holster because it's the one used by NY or LA SWAT. He refuses to buy a hip holster because the before mantioned SWAT doesn't use hip holsters. I let him ust the thigh holster in one IDPA match since it was all he had, but told him he couldn't use it in additional shoots, this is how I know his opinions. He had the holster, the gun, 10, yes 10 magazine pouches like the IPSC style and the tactical vest that connected to his belt. . He looked the part. I didn't need to patch the targets when he was done pulling the trigger. That is what I think of when I think mall ninja.

... if you sleep in black ninja footsie pajamas, and wake up in the middle of the night to practice slicing the pie in your studio apartment.

If you clear every room in your house upon arriving home...you are a mall ninja

If you clear every room in your house upon arriving home...you are a mall ninja

 

Wow, good one. I do that after long trips away from home.

If you clear every room in your house upon arriving home...you are a mall ninja

 

Umm... That depends on what the meaning of the word "clear" is. Or "is" is. I forget. Wasn't me.

If you walk around your house/apartment wearing your AR/AK/rifle on a sling.

 

If you have reoccurring dreams about single handedly taking out a team of terrorist trying to take over a large office building or other large populated place.

 

If you wish you actually were living in said reoccurring dream.

 

If when watching TV you stumble across one of the Die Hard movies, and regardless of what you were watching before, stop to watch Die Hard instead. Same goes for the Rambo movies, and Paul Blart Mall Cop.

.. if you know how to make a t-shirt ninja hood.

You may be a Mall Ninja...

 

If you spend more then 12 hours of the day dreaming of what guns you would use in the zombie apocalypse.

 

If you visit the NJZED section of the forums more then 4 times a day.

 

If believe Tiger Schulmanns Karate is a Deadly Martial Art.

 

If you tried to find and buy any article of clothing that was used in any Matrix film.

 

If the only color on your gun, is the green tritium inserts on the sites.

 

all I got so far.

Wait...What????

.. if you know how to make a t-shirt ninja hood.

As if we needed any more reasons to think you were one.

you might be a mall ninja if you own a BDU despite never serving in the armed forces. also, owning "firearms" that shoot plastic, orange pellets.

If you walk around your house/apartment wearing your AR/AK/rifle on a sling.

 

If you have reoccurring dreams about single handedly taking out a team of terrorist trying to take over a large office building or other large populated place.

 

If you wish you actually were living in said reoccurring dream.

 

If when watching TV you stumble across one of the Die Hard movies, and regardless of what you were watching before, stop to watch Die Hard instead. Same goes for the Rambo movies, and Paul Blart Mall Cop.

 

WOW

 

How about watching said movies and going to get your guns and fondle them repeatedly.

And I have those same dreams as well, except its zombies as well.

Does wishing a small zombie outbreak occurs in your neighborhood so you can dispatch your crappy(even before they turned) zombie infected neighbors count as mall ninjadrie?

If you work as an accountant and call your boss Sarge...you're probably a mall ninja