My friend sent me this today:

 

Congratulations to Mr. Gaston Glock, 82-years-young, on his recent marriage to 31-year-old Kathrin Tschikof. It's heartwarming to see a couple so clearly in love with one another.

 

Gluck fur Glock

 

My German is a bit rusty, but I was able to translate the following from the article:

 

"Super-rich god of war marries Kathrin Tschikof, a successful gold miner known for her good looks and the personality of a Russian boar hog. Glock's rightful heirs stood appalled at the wedding ceremony and fellow guests later reported hearing whispers of drunken, dastardly plots from old Helga, the former Mrs. Glock, in the reception's cocktail lounge. The new Mrs. Glock may do well to double-check the security of her ski lift bar in the Black Forest this season."

 

Good for him. He's got a nice POA for a few years before he dies. I'm sure he was smart enough to have some sort of prenup

He's gonna rock out with his Glock out. She's gonna Jam out with her.... oh nevermind.

Man, with all his Glock money, he could do better than that.

Always heard that when you OL turns 40 ya trade her for 2 20's but didn't know the rules for double that.

 

Harry

Always heard that when you OL turns 40 ya trade her for 2 20's but didn't know the rules for double that.

 

Harry

 

If he traded that one in for two 15 and a halfs, the polizei might come a knockin. Of course, I suspect he's well defended and a pretty good shot.

I am suspecting he has a few glocks he has not told us about..

gaston out till your clock out!

 

i mean goodluck!

Man, with all his Glock money, he could do better than that.

 

Mark, I can believe you're so harsh..........

 

The thing I'm pissed about is I didn't get an invitation to the wedding.

Mark, I can believe you're so harsh..........

 

The thing I'm pissed about is I didn't get an invitation to the wedding.

 

Harsh? With his kind of money, he could do better than a girl who is a 5 at best. Maybe she makes a good omelet or something else, but sheesh, if you're going to buy the trophy, buy the damn trophy, don't settle for the bargain bin.

 

And the lawsuit is on:

 

Get ready for a price increase on Gen4....Gen5....Gen6....................................

 

 

 

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/29/BUE91MUOR3.DTL

I thought this was from Die Zwiebel, or whatever equivalent they might have in Austria. Sadly, this is not satire.

lol i thought it was his daughter before i read the thread